Comments | queen_roxanne: point of no return one second to go.

queen_roxanne

point of no return one second to go.

Jan 06, 2006 16:53

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daneais January 6 2006, 22:21:28 UTC

*golden eagle swoops out of the sun and snatches ticket out of your hand, then flies purposefully into the engine of a 747 carrying a special shipment of dynamite, which then explodes and the rubble falls into an active volcano, which then collapses, sending it, and the small tropical cannibal island around it, to the bottom of the deepest trench in the Pacific Ocean, which then mysteriously shuts itself shut*

queen_roxanne January 6 2006, 22:53:40 UTC

i hadn't even thought of that.

amazing_adam January 6 2006, 22:36:46 UTC

You're 19, you'll be fine.

chronic_powers January 6 2006, 22:41:21 UTC

Wear a fake beard, or a moustache.

daneais January 6 2006, 22:46:10 UTC

Or she could come with a, y'know, viable plan. She could do that too.
Y'know.
Viable.

queen_roxanne January 6 2006, 22:54:48 UTC

I'm using my friend tanya's ID,
she's 20, and brown like me.
And my mom'll be there..
She'll protect me.
I still think something'll go wrong though.

necro_kitten January 6 2006, 23:27:23 UTC

Just don't smile at them when they let you in.
Hand it over casually, and then don't smile.
You look younger when you smile.

queen_roxanne January 7 2006, 05:17:04 UTC

I can....
My mom can show em' her boobs

black_curls January 8 2006, 21:09:21 UTC

i agree.
and dont look nervous. bc they look for these things.
also, wear some makeup. more than a bit of your usual eyeliner.

lovejinx January 7 2006, 01:24:23 UTC

coool, El Mocambo's really really intimate too.
They make you give in your jackets and blazers though, so yeah. don't wear anything that will make you feel too bare? hurrah!

queen_roxanne January 7 2006, 07:04:44 UTC

thanks for the info!