Everyone, listen up, quote of the day: "Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs and pray you don't mutiply"
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ROFLMAO
yeah, but srsly, dont mean to offend any1, just thought this was freakin hilarious...

Yeah, i'm really really really, extremely bored right now. It's not a meme if u made up the questions urself right? Really really random, off top of head questions too
So, yeah, stalkers of mine r free to take notes, lol

Like ur name? Err, guess, made it up myself :D

Whose ur idol? Changing overtime, right now? At this very second, prob David ( Read more... )

But that's not what i wanna say. So, as some of u (actually, just one) of u know, i'm gonna be attending international school this year. U know smt? I have school 6 motherfuckin days a week!!!! No frees btw. Anyone got alcohol?

Just thought i'd show u this


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So, pretty much first time ive posted some fandom ramblings on here I think ( Read more... )

I know what ur thinking, she's "yaying cause she jux found out that ppl read her lj" well newsflash, I'm not!
I dont have to go to hometown bitches!!! Wooohooo!!! That and I'm (probably) going to international school which means that i would have more time to update my fics!!! YYYYYyyyeeeessss!!
Also, HUGE exciting news (for me, for u it's probably ( Read more... )

So, I know no one reads my lj but gonna post my thoughts anyways ( Read more... )

Helloo everyone, so, like I said b4, I'm now done with angst! *yay!* This is a brand new multi-chap fic called 1%. Hope u guys like, I guarantee u, it's DIFFERENT ("like all ur fics" u say. Well, guess that's true)

Title: 1%
Author: le frog in my icon! No, jk, me
Rating: pg
warnings: I'm a bit high (as in I'm on cloud 9, not like I've jux taken drugs ( Read more... )

Ok, so, ladies, I need some advice (well, I mean, duh!). Right, so, cut to the chase, I'm dating this guy right? I like him, I mean he's cute and funny and sweet and all that crap u say to ur friends abt the ppl ur dating. We've been going out for a cpl of weeks, kissed him once (was my first kiss too xD but couldnt enjoy it cause all the time I ( Read more... )

Here u go, I doubt anyone will actually KNOW the song, but I'm pretty sure that some of u have heard it before