a) I hate you because you're cleverer than me. b) I associate you with gangreen c) When people tell you you're wrong, you walk away calmly then go to the nearest road, sit in the middle of it, scream and have a girly fit until your mother has to ask you nicely to remove yourself and that yes, you are the sith lord of vengeance, now come and have your tea. d) When I first met you, you wet your pants because it was the first girl who had ever held a conversation with you that could 1. understand what the hell you were talking about and 2. didn't want to run away faster than you could say "hi". e) Roleplay isn't for cool people and yes you are a twirp. f) Your bum looks big in your favourite outfit... It's not the outfit's fault
a) I hate you because you're ginger b) I associate you with the runs c) You originally had a penis but cut it off it when you realised that women are more masculine than you ever will be. d) When I first met you, you were trying on my sisters' underwear... then you slept with her... ugh e) Being a sub isn't cool, it just means you are weak f) Your bum looks big in your favourite outfit
a) I hate you because you're too lever for your own damn good b) I associate you with a runny nose c) You used to be a fat man until you got liposuction for free after "doing" a guy... and you liked it. d) When we first met you looked, smelled and talked like a hick and acted like one. I never want to meet your sister-cousin-aunt again. e) Jews aren't real people f) Your bum looks big in your favourite outfit
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b) I associate you with gangreen
c) When people tell you you're wrong, you walk away calmly then go to the nearest road, sit in the middle of it, scream and have a girly fit until your mother has to ask you nicely to remove yourself and that yes, you are the sith lord of vengeance, now come and have your tea.
d) When I first met you, you wet your pants because it was the first girl who had ever held a conversation with you that could 1. understand what the hell you were talking about and 2. didn't want to run away faster than you could say "hi".
e) Roleplay isn't for cool people and yes you are a twirp.
f) Your bum looks big in your favourite outfit... It's not the outfit's fault
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b) I associate you with the runs
c) You originally had a penis but cut it off it when you realised that women are more masculine than you ever will be.
d) When I first met you, you were trying on my sisters' underwear... then you slept with her... ugh
e) Being a sub isn't cool, it just means you are weak
f) Your bum looks big in your favourite outfit
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and c) actually made me laugh ^^
dont worry, if i couldnt take a few digs i wouldnt of commented :P
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b) I associate you with a runny nose
c) You used to be a fat man until you got liposuction for free after "doing" a guy... and you liked it.
d) When we first met you looked, smelled and talked like a hick and acted like one. I never want to meet your sister-cousin-aunt again.
e) Jews aren't real people
f) Your bum looks big in your favourite outfit
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