Taking over the world...

[queenbiff]

I need an idiotic way to take over the world that is so flawed it will most definitely fail.

It can't be mind control though, because we're already using that one...

Anyone?

Comments

[doctor_kaos]

He could grind the world to a halt by making the more and more obsessed with updating thier Facebook and twitter and journals and blogs... Bringing society crashing to it's knees and all they can do to stop it is write "...is crashing to it's knees"

[phyrbyrd]

Kidnapping world leaders.
Drilling to the Earth's core.
Freezing the world over.

Hell, go to pretty much any superhero movie from the nineties and pick a villian plot.

[mj_uk]

i think weather machines was a good one

[doctor_kaos]

A Death to Surrey Ray?

[doctor_kaos]

I like the cult idea... You could call it the Church of Religionology

[mj_uk]

be careful, your more than likely to actually start one...

[mistressp]

Kidnap of world leaders in far too sensible. Go for kidnap of popular, yet extremely pointless celebrities. "Meet our demands or Cheryl Cole gets it!"

Failing that, building a remote control insect army is always good for a laugh.

[doctor_kaos]

I like the idea of threating popular but very annoying celebs.

"give us control of the world or Rose O'Donnell gets it"
"We of the American Administration do not respond to terrorism. Also we don't think you have the cahoney's to do it. We double dog dare you."

[doctor_kaos]

I don't think they ever double dog dared anybody in South Park. Although I admit, I did want to put Baldwin.

[queenbiff]

Because these are all great, I've saved them so we can use them in the performance! Thanks guys :D