Conversation between Kim and Richard, July 30th, approximately 5:30 pm

[queencallipygos]

(Richard and I are meeting friends for a concert, and are first to arrive. We're catching up while we wait, and I realize he doesn't know about my nephew.)

Kim: Oh, hey, have you heard the big news?

Richard: ...You're pregnant?

Kim: (boggles a bit) ...Honey, if I'm pregnant you need to call the Pope.

(He was making a serious guess. I have

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[shogunsquirrel]

::snarfs seltzer::
ow.

[ghost_light]

*snerk!*