The great freeze of '07
anonymous
January 17 2007, 18:01:58 UTC
Ha! Ha I say again. Classic southern overreaction to a little freezing water. Tell your Man he's right - Chicago in JUNE is more like it.
Remember: cold weather builds character. It makes us cherish the sun. It provides an excuse to drink beer with flavor. And it develops the intellect. The colder the land, the more cerebral the inhabitants. Exhibit A: Miami, a land of dimwitted morons. Exhibit B: Sweden, socialist paradise. I rest my case.
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Remember: cold weather builds character. It makes us cherish the sun. It provides an excuse to drink beer with flavor. And it develops the intellect. The colder the land, the more cerebral the inhabitants. Exhibit A: Miami, a land of dimwitted morons. Exhibit B: Sweden, socialist paradise. I rest my case.
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