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[queenkatieett]

It's not all Friends-Only, but all of the juicy stuff is.

And admit it-you're only here for the juicy stuff.

Incidentally, I think juicy is one of the grossest words ever.

Comments

[anonymous]

I'd have to say that "juicy" is far less gross than "vaginal ooze." With "juicy" I have the option of thinking of fruit.

[queenkatieett]

Wait, so, are you insinuating that my vagina doesn't make you think of, like, a big ripe apple that you'd just like to gnaw off a hunk of?

[anonymous]

Apple, maybe. Or peach. Or mango. But ooze implies a need for antibiotics. Can we settle for vaginal juice? Maybe order up a little V-9?

[queenkatieett]

Do you think there's a big market for vagina-flavoured juices? 'Cause I've been looking for an entrepreneurial venture, you know.

[anonymous]

Certainly more market research will be necessary. But look at what we already add to our water-- vitamins, caffeine, and so forth. I think it's a logical extension.

Do let me know if you choose to proceed. I want to develop the production methods.

[queenkatieett]

I imagine the setup to look a lot like those cylinders farmers attach to their dairy cows. A little squeezing and sucking and voilà!-delicious, protein-filled vagina extract.

[anonymous]

That may eventually be the case, but we need to study it. I mean, do happy vaginas have the greatest output? Can we quantify the happiness/output ratio? Obviously we need to get out more than we put in, otherwise there's no profit margin. And don't forget hydration -- that could be a big, variable expense.

Then, of course, we have to recruit, maintain quality control, and deal with labor contracts.

Or, we could use the microbrew model. Hand-craft every batch of V-9.

We have a lot of work ahead of us, you and I, a lot of work.

[longwlkshrtpier]

I think I need more friends...

[queenkatieett]

Indeed. For your specific comment-receiving needs, I'd recommend:

always_summer, biw, bloobirdie, cailleanlarkin, caropal, cassiacat, chocolatebark, corks1181, earthgrrlx, frozenrhino, iggee25, indiefilmlove, saraide, shetland, soopageek, trrrracey, and welfy

I think they'll be most likely to appreciate your situation. And live vicariously through you.

[longwlkshrtpier]

I shall follow your recommendation. Now be my pimp!

[ripper82]

The taste is gonna move ya.

[evelynnash]

I'm really going to need you to re-post this comment once I recreate this entry in my new journal.

Somewhere better, lover?Why?

[anonymous]

What's that smell of?
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