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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I set pop_noir's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Tuesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, ricicle (-5000 points). Last Monday I bought porn for pop_noir (-10 points). In March I pulled ricicle's hair (-5 points). In May I donated bone marrow to pop_noir in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4781 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
queennicotine_