( I know how to cut! )

I am worth $2,168,180.00 on HumanForSale.com

That was a good one. I am expensive.

I Am A: Chaotic Good GnomeBard Mage

Alignment:
Chaotic Good characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such ( Read more... )

So I really wanted more time online this week. I craved it and begged for it and worked in advance for it. Then my dear, sweet, slacker of a husband informed me that while he was sitting around on his ass playing on the computer - and i was working hard - he was putting off his work until the last minute so golly gee no he can't watch the kids ( Read more... )

16 days till my cruise.

3 days since I finished finals.

4 more days of driving my son to his play.

4 more times of scrubbing Oompa Loompa eyebrows off a child's face.

too many damn more presents to wrap.

2 levels till 400 on Realm.

400 kisses that I want to give to Selenyte.

Another 400 for Goochy...some can be to kiss her surgery owie

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin'5%
I wouldn't shake hands, if I were you 65%Shamelessness28.6%
Puts 'em on the glass 79.3% Sex Drive 13.2%
Humps fire hydrants when nobody's looking77.6%Straightness0%
Knows the other body type like a map 44.6% Gayness 0%
Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame 83.7%
Fucking Sick48.7%
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Your fortune for today...

You are indeed a secret genius!

Now that is the best fortune I have ever gotten!

You scored as Buddhist.

Buddhist
75%
Anarchist
75%
Christian
40%
Cult
40%
Jewish
35%
Catholic
30%
Religion
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)ModerateLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)Very HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and ( Read more... )