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[ Excellen has been kicked out of many places in her time: bars, restaurants, nightclubs, that one time in Build-a-Bear. But today is a day unlike any other.

Because today is the day Excellen Browning is thrown out of a library. ]

No, not now, Mommy...

[ The Vine shows a sleeping Excellen being carried out of the library by one of the bear

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[brands]

[An amused laugh at the sight of this, and a tilt of her head.]

Takes something else to get booted out of a library. [She leans in a bit, to take a closer look at the stack of books.] What's that you've got?

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Oooh, Fangy, Fangy, Fangy!

[ She fans herself with one of the books as though she were heating up. ]

I've got some things I find very interesting, but I think it might all be child's play to you.

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[brands]

[She chuckles, both at the nickname and Excellen's overall behavior, and raises an eyebrow.] Who knows? They might surprise me.

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[ She spins the book in her hands. ]

No, no, I shouldn't--oh, but how can I resist? I'll go ahead and give up right now instead of trying to play hard-to-get with such a huntress.

[ She flips open to a random page in the book and shows it to Fang; the slight purple prose of the writing might make it a bit hard to process what is happening, but it should be obvious that it is basically a softcore porn scene in a corny romance novel. ]

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[Fang quiets down to read, and slowly her second eyebrow raises to join the first. She starts to laugh.]

Ha! It looks like that's my kind of book.

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I knew it! Totally called it. This is right up Fangy's alley.

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The writing's mostly fluff, but it's interesting enough. They've got a lot of that stuff at the library? I've never been.

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There's more that, uh...cuts to the chase, you could say. We could have ourselves a little bookclub, Fangy♥

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That sounds more my speed. [And she laughs, a little bewildered at the idea of a book club.] Sure, why not? It'd be something to do, I'd wager. [From saving the world to holding book clubs. Fang supposes there's a first time for everything, though.]

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Waaah, just the two of us? Really? Oh, Fangy~!

[ She goes back to fanning herself with the book. ]

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[brands]

[A tilt of her head at that. Oh, Excellen.] You know, I always thought a club had to be more than two people.

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Should not be surprised that Fangy is into that.

[ Pondering. ]

Well! Whatever floats your goat! The more the merrier, as they say.

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[lmaoooo]

...I get the sense we're not talking about a reading circle here.

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Hm, hm, hmmm. Is that so? You're just overthinking things.

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[brands]

Sure. [She puts a hand on her hip.] It's all in my imagination, right?

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There's nothing wrong with an overactive imagination.