Fionna in Girlsland

[fionna_time]

[Fionna HAD been asleep, nice and snug in the tree fort. Instead, she blinks her eyes and finds that she is...cold. She's NOT in her sleeping back, she's outside, and already she's suspecting her sister being stupid again

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[lost_moral_code]

[Cold,wet and hungry Marceline stomps through the garden. Oh yeah, upset! She's that too at the moment, a lot that.]

This is not math, dude!

[Math?! Mathematical?! One step further is Algebraic! Sure, the voice doesn't sound entirely the same, but that could be the wind right? Marceline rushes forward, back to her usual hovering self, and follows the voice.]

FINN!? DUDE?! You out there?!

[fionna_time]

[What the...Marshal Lee! Sort of. He sounded lots different. Did vampires catch colds? And why wasn't he saying her full name?]

MARSHALL LEE! IT'S FIONNA! ARE YOU HERE GUY?

[She sees SOMEONE floating, and that's gotta be Marshall Lee! Who else looked that skinny with that kind of posture? She waved enthusiastically.]

[lost_moral_code]

[Marceline is kicking up snow and slurry, she is floating forward that fast. Maybe those girls were just trying to mess in her head, telling her that she had been kidnapped and that there were no men! Well, sure..Finn isn't really a "man". He's more of a boy and all that junk. Waving! Waving! Yes! It's totes Finn!]

FINN! WAIT UP!

[No, seriously! Wait the frick up! Why does it sounds like Finn is slurring? He must be sick! Marceline skids into the clearing, yelling happily:]

DUDE!

[fionna_time]

[Again, Finn. When did Marshall Lee start calling her that? And hey, when did his hair get all long like that anyway? Was this what happened when you were brought here?]

[No matter! Fionna is running up to meet...him?]

Yo, Marshall Lee! When'd you...get...

[BUWHUH?]

[lost_moral_code]

┫What is up with Finn?! Why does he keep saying Marsha, or whatevs?! Wait, when did he gain weight? No, no! That has to be a trick of the fog snow light! No one else wears that hat! And they were waving, it has to be Finn! Arms open and hug at the ready she floats in front of Fionna.┣

Yo yourself! I am major happy to see you.... dude!?

┫What the WHAT?! Totally not a dude?!┣

[fionna_time]

What the plum is going on? Did coming to these gardens totally make you a chick? Oh, it is ON now, pervey queen! In the name of justice and good, I am so taking you down!

[Yes, Fionna is taking this a little personally. Seriously, this queen was going too far!]

[lost_moral_code]

┫All Marecline can do is stare. This is just all sorts of messed the glob up!┣

I should so ask you the same thing, Finn! Quit yanking me, I've always been a chick dude! Why are you a chick, dude?! Why do you have bazoobs?!

[fionna_time]

What the hay? I always had bazoobs, but you never did! You never had long hair, or any of that stuff! Last time I saw you was at Prince Gumball's party, and you were...dude, what is happening?

[Granted, it was cool and sorta funny seeing Marshall Lee all girlified, but it was still friggin weird!

[lost_moral_code]

Forget the hay! This's the whole horse dude, chick..dude chick! UGH!

┫Marceline just blinks, her jaw slack. Of all the weird creepo stuff she has seen and heard today, yeah..this wins it. This chica looks like Finn, talks a bit like Finn and even smells kind of like him! This is far from right, it is wrong! She drops her arms to her side, clearly and obviously aghast.┣

I've always had bazoobs! And I've been growing out my hair for forever, like seriously!

┫Prince...WHO THE WHAT NOW?!┣

Don't you mean Princess Bubblegum?! I..I..dude, dudette, I don't even....

[fionna_time]

Prin...what?! Okay, now I know your messing with my brain stuff. Who the glob is Princess Bubblegum? Next thing you'll be telling me there's an Ice KING instead of that creepy, freaky Ice Queen or some lump!

[This is just getting weird. It was one thing to mess with Marshall Lee's sex, but to make him start thinking weird stuff, like how everyone is not the boy they were? That was just messed up.]

Dude, dudette, either is no bigs. We gotta find out what's going on!

[lost_moral_code]

If there's anyone messing around in brain pudding it's you! The Princess of the Candy Kingdom! You totally have a lock of her hair hidden under your bed!

┫Getting weird? Weird came, set up shop and is now a mother of three and married!┣

Actually..yeah. There is an Ice King! You save Princesses from him all the lumping time! Or..

┫Tired, hungry and confused Marcline isn't sure how much more she can take and it shows on her face and trembles through her voice┣

..Finn did. No, no. It is a deal. If you aren't Finn..then who are you?

[fionna_time]

No way man, this is not happening! It's bad enough I'm here without my dudes, and Cake isn't even here, but I don't have poop brain! And anyway, I would never keep lock of Prince Gumball's hair under my bed, that's crazy!

[Maybe she liked him a little, yes, but not in a CRAZY way!]

Ice Queen man! I did not imagine her! You can't imagine crazy like her, going around trying to make dudes marry her!

[But even if this isn't Marshall Lee, something about this makes her her guts come out. If it was Marshal or Marceline, they were all bothered.]

I'm Fionna, and I protect the land of Ooo with my gal pal Cake. Who are you?

[lost_moral_code]

Yes way! It, whatevs it is, is happening! We're both up poo brain creek without a Lub Glub or gills! We're both here and we both have no one, dudette.

┫She drifts to the ground and hits it in a heavy sit, or sulk. This isn't a joke and this isn't Finn playing a joke!┣

You can't just imagine some that flipped out. Chill, I believe you. She sounds just like the Ice King. He's always kidnapping princesses and trying to get them to marry him.

┫Marshal or Marceline, she listens all the same. Be it the Ice King or Ice King her voice has the same hiss of disgust and annoyance behind it.┣

Wait, Fionna? That's a nice name. Although you can't protect Ooo, that is what Finn and Jake do! I'm Marceline, The Vampire Queen..of Ooo.

[fionna_time]

This is seriously messed up. We have to find out how come that queen was able to make our lives and stuff all kerfuzzled.

[Fionna just shakes her head. Man, this was a weird day, and there were already weird girls to begin with!]

Ok, I'll chill. I guess anyone who lives in the Ice Kingdom is going to really be the crazy one. Either way, its my duty to find them and bring them to justice!

[What did she means he couldn't protect Ooo? That was what she DID.]

Protecting Ooo is my deal...uh, Marceline. And you're the vampire queen? I thought Marshall Lee got rid of her...

[lost_moral_code]

Beyond messed! And yeah, we totally do. If we're stuck here like all the buzz is saying I at least want to know what the flip is up with...

┫Right now she doesn't know if the problem is with her or if it's with Fionna, so she just lets it slide. However, what she did know was not to say that things couldn't get worse, because magic is involved.┣

Thanks for the ice mode, I'll cool it too. We don't have much now so we can't afford to lose the left overs. Your guess is as good as mine about the Ice Kingdom, something just isn't Math there. Everything and everyone is a little weird and creepy.

┫This Fionna chick is so much like Finn that it brings a small smile to Marceline's face, his optimism always was calming.┣

I don't know what the haps is or how to explain it, but in the Ooo I know brothers Finn and Jake are always keeping an eye out. And yeah, that would be me. I never met a vampire named Marshall Lee, especially not a Vampire King.

[fionna_time]

I heard some stuff too...something about the queen wanting the ladies to get all close to each or some bizz. You know, like REALLY close.

[Fionna's eyes bug slightly for emphasis. The concept was's creepy to her so much as it just wasn't her style: an adventurer didn't need t be with anyone, they had to go fight or find stuff. There wasn't any time for mushy stuff!]

Some girls here have some pretty shmowzow powers too though, and they all come from all these different places. I sorta wonder if this queen isn't, like, the leader of all the kidnappers.

[She seemed pretty powerful, that was for sure. How else would she be able to bring them all here?]

In Ooo its me and Cake. We go on all these adventures and stuff, and meet all these weeeird peeps. But if we're like Finn and Jake, then they must go on some pretty boombastic adventures too! Man, I hope we meet them someday!