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[excellinnuendo]

[ For anyone within earshot, one can hear a certain someone singing and ringing bells. If one investigates, she will find Excellen has fashioned a suitably festive, even if characteristically risque outfit from the magical dirt stuff. An equally festive chair--the sort reserved for mall Santas--stands immediately behind her. ]

Jingle Bells, Jingle

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[ritsu_kouyou]

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[That was not what Akiha was expecting when she decided to see what idiocy Excellen was up to while on her way back from the wild places with some dirt. And a thermos.]

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[Why the hell is Excellen gifted with nice boobs and Akiha stuck being flat as a board? It's not fair for her to look that good.]

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[Why is she--? Akiha frowns. This is just a ploy of Excellen's to get people to sit on her lap so she can be a pervert.

WELL, AKIHA ISN'T ABOUT TO FALL PREY TO THIS. So she tries to leave unnoticed. Unfortunately, thanks to gathering special dirt earlier, the ends of her hair have turned into icicles and make noise no matter how much she doesn't want to be spotted.]

[excellinnuendo]

AKIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!

[ritsu_kouyou]

[The call and that NAME makes Akiha flinch a little. But she still keeps going, hoping she could pretend she didn't realize Excellen was calling to her. After all, she never did tell the pilot she could use a nickname of ANY sort.]

[excellinnuendo]

You know I mean you! Get over here!

[grandtheftmecha]

[ Walking along, walking along...

Noticing Excellen...

CONTINUING to just keep walking, pretending you never even looked at her... ]

[excellinnuendo]

KAAAAAAT! Come here and get your Christmas wish!

[grandtheftmecha]

[ No getting out of this. ]

Can I wish for a few self-propelled artillery pieces?

[excellinnuendo]

[ She flops down onto her Santathrone. ]

You know how it works!

[highest_caliber]

[ She still has a bit of time before people show up to the onsen, and all the food was ready to go, so Subaru took this time to jog out to where those presents are to find the one that's for her!

What she got... wasn't what she expected, so she was high-tailing it back to the inn with a small half-wrapped box in her hands, and trying to avoid notice when she heard, ] ...singing? [ The woman stopped to look this way and that, trying to find the source. ]

[excellinnuendo]

[ JANGLE JANGLE JANGLE!! She is going to town on those bells now. ]

Come and sit on Santa's lap, kiddos!

[highest_caliber]

[ All the staring. ] ...Excellen?

[excellinnuendo]

SUBIIIE!! Merry Christmas!

[reluctantstop]

...what is this?

[excellinnuendo]

I AM THE AVATAR OF SANTA. COME, SIT UPON MY LAP AND YOUR WISHES SHALL BE HEARD.

[reluctantstop]

[Avatar and wishes are the key words here.]

Okay!

[And she jumps into Excellen's lap. Thankfully, she lands lightly, courtesy of magic.]

[excellinnuendo]

Well, that was pretty easy. Alright, little girl, what do you want for Christmas?

[snowboundheart]

[Yuki had been playing in the snow, she really was a little girl at heart, when she noticed Excellen in all her elven glory.]

That certainly is an interesting outfit, big sister.

[excellinnuendo]

It really brings out the Christmas spirit, riiight?

[ She bounces, in more than one sense of the word. ]