I watch a lot of OZ.
I read a lot.
I watch a lot of Six Feet Under.
My cats is so very pregnant (want a kitten?).
My tongue ring bit me.

21st birthday today and let's recap ...

We're snowed in.
My vagina started bleeding.
Our heat isn't working.
My party is cancelled.

And tomorrow I get to get up early and drive to Ohio.
Now I must go clean and pack.

My birthday fucking rocks!

snow + rain = ice
ice + trees = trouble
ice + trees +power lines = over 72 hours of no power


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New Years Eve sucked except when I got a kiss. That didn't suck. I got bagels. I think I will make chocolate cake.


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If we were to meet under the mistletoe, would you kiss me?

YES

MAYBE

NO WAY

Then copy and repost! see who wants to kiss you!

So I won my choice of a free shirt from www.extraugly.com but I don't know which one I should get. Check out the site and tell me which one you think I need.

P.S. I hate white shirts and some are only available in white :-\

I had a job interview at the health food store today and I really hope I get it. I think the interview went really well and I dressed all cute and I actually wore *gag* colors. It was pretty bad but I think the girl liked me. The second it was over, I drove to Wal-mart and changed in the parking lot, flashing some bystanders in the process. I was ( Read more... )

I just ran down to the store real quick and on my way back I see a deer that has been hit by a car and apparently had broken one or more legs and was trying to stand up and walk into the field but kept falling down. I looked into that poor animal's eyes and wondered why no one was around. I called the police. They will shoot it no doubt. How can ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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