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[queenofplastics]

All right, bitches.

Comments

[thebearjew]

A cashier? Might wanna aim a little higher.

8.5, but I think I'm too old for you.

[queenofplastics]

It's Karen. She doesn't care.

And age ain't nothing but a number. I'd hit it.

[thebearjew]

In my time, maybe, but from what I've heard about the present time 'guys over 35' aren't really in the 'desirable by younger women' category anymore.

Unless being a war hero changes that.

[queenofplastics]

Ooh, that's hot. So you've got like, a really nice body. I like a man who can handle a gun.

[nobodyneedknow]

Hello, Regina.

[queenofplastics]

Dorian.

You're an automatic 10.

[nobodyneedknow]

I appreciate that, without a doubt.

So according to Karen I'm yours.

[queenofplastics]

Oh my god.

Did Karen try to hit on you? That's so not cool.

[fatespoken]

Would not hit.

[queenofplastics]

Excuse me?

[fatespoken]

1) Your personality manages to be worse than mine.

2) You dress as if you were in middle school, sequined shirt with stupid phrase and all.

[queenofplastics]

What's your name?

[child_radical]

I'd say that you're a 5. Anger issues and snobbish attitude can't be covered up with a nice body.

[queenofplastics]

4. Points for the nice body comment. But you're still like, a huge freak.

[child_radical]

Yet unlike you, I'm actually considered likeable.

[queenofplastics]

Oh my god, here comes the morality speech. Make it quick.

[video]

[adamantined]

[There is nothing for a moment, and then Claire appears holding a sign]

audio

[fatespoken]

[ ... could this possibly some chuckling. ]

audio

[adamantined]

[Claire is just confused, as she's certainly never heard Amory chuckle.]

audio

[fatespoken]

[ But she hasn't spoken to him much, has he? ]

Good one.