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[queenofplastics]

So, like, what's everyone getting me for Christmas?

Don't be shy.

If you're hot enoughIf I'm feeling generous enough, I may even get you something, too.

Comments

[justcautious]

I think you're going about this the wrong way, miss. Half the fun of presents is not knowing what they'll be until you open them.

[queenofplastics]

Maybe for you. If I don't know what I'm getting beforehand, how am I going to tell people that their gift is a dumb idea or not? I'm doing them a favor.

[justcautious]

I s'pose it'd cut down on socks... Wouldn't it be a sort of compromise to make a list?

[queenofplastics]

But that takes so much effort on my part.

[girlwithabow]

A clue.

[queenofplastics]

Worst present ever.

[girlwithabow]

Trust me. You need it.

[queenofplastics]

Cheap and retarded. How do you live with it.

[bladed_siberian]

Flowers?

[queenofplastics]

That's it?

[bladed_siberian]

If I know you better it might be more, but yeah. That's it.

[queenofplastics]

God what is with this 'if I knew you better' crap?

[child_radical]

Nothing.

[queenofplastics]

Cause you can't afford anything, am I right? Right.

[child_radical]

No, because I don't know you.

[queenofplastics]

Then god why are you wasting my time.

[starfleet_pimp]

We haven't met, so you can get a Happy Holidays.

[queenofplastics]

We've met now, haven't we? And there's still a couple of days left. No excuses.

[starfleet_pimp]

I don't even know your name.

[queenofplastics]

Regina.

Better?