Dear Jessie, You make me so hot. You should do that thing again with your tongue. Someday I will return the favor, but for now it's your turn. You = tapthatassable. I would let you eat until I thought you were fat enough. If I saw you now I'd probably hug you with a little fondle. I would build a fort out of blankets and pillows just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my inner thigh so you're always in my pants. If I could sing you any song it would be "Girl, U Iz Fine" By Me. We could dance like crazy naked monkeys under the stars and have crazy getting lost adventures all night. My love for you is like that of rabid wildabeast trying to find its lover. Love, Anastasia Dawn Hobart (P.S. Typing 'is' with the z was really hard to do. I hope you love me for it.)
Dear Jessie, You make me so curious. You should tell me what you've been up to. Someday I will actually see you in person (when I'm not in the middle of a radio interview at the state fair. ask me about that). You = crazy memories from middle school. like braces full of oreos orange tang mustaches and HEARING DAMAGE (j/k) I would let you tell me about your life until I wanted to talk. :D If I saw you now I'd say "whats up?". I would build a lego robot just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my tounge. If I could sing you any song it would be "my humps" (what are you going to do with all that ass?) We could catch up on stuff under the stars and laugh all night. My love for you is like that of a fat kid's for cake. Love, lor de da (while we're being old school) (P.S. why do you know every I know, yet I never see you?)
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You make me so hot.
You should do that thing again with your tongue.
Someday I will return the favor, but for now it's your turn.
You = tapthatassable.
I would let you eat until I thought you were fat enough.
If I saw you now I'd probably hug you with a little fondle.
I would build a fort out of blankets and pillows just for you.
I would get your name tattooed on my inner thigh so you're always in my pants.
If I could sing you any song it would be "Girl, U Iz Fine" By Me.
We could dance like crazy naked monkeys under the stars and have crazy getting lost adventures all night.
My love for you is like that of rabid wildabeast trying to find its lover.
Love,
Anastasia Dawn Hobart
(P.S. Typing 'is' with the z was really hard to do. I hope you love me for it.)
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You make me so curious.
You should tell me what you've been up to.
Someday I will actually see you in person (when I'm not in the middle of a radio interview at the state fair. ask me about that).
You = crazy memories from middle school. like braces full of oreos orange tang mustaches and HEARING DAMAGE (j/k)
I would let you tell me about your life until I wanted to talk. :D
If I saw you now I'd say "whats up?".
I would build a lego robot just for you.
I would get your name tattooed on my tounge.
If I could sing you any song it would be "my humps" (what are you going to do with all that ass?)
We could catch up on stuff under the stars and laugh all night.
My love for you is like that of a fat kid's for cake.
Love,
lor de da (while we're being old school)
(P.S. why do you know every I know, yet I never see you?)
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