YAYAYAYAY!! LISA GOT KICKED OUT!!! So happy. That drunk wench scared me.
I haven't done any quizzies or memes in SUCH a long time so I figured
I'd do some to amuse the people who actually read my journal. Meaning
me and Chance. Lol.
The Rules
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions.
You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
Twelve Characters
1. Jayne Cobb (Firefly)
2. Buffy Summers (Buffy..obviously...)
3. Spike (Buffy)
4. Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)
5. Peter Pan
6. Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)
7. Sirius Black (HP)
8. Lestat de Lioncourt
9. Captain James S. Hook (PP)
10. Padmé Amidala-Skywalker (Star Wars)
11. Inara Serra (Firefly)
12. Frodo Baggins
And the questions are...
1. Have you read a Six / Eleven fic?
No. That would be...weird. But still really hot.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
I have a thing for redheads. So yummy. He's funny. Not that much of a ladies' man. Oh yeah, he's VERY hot.
3. Can you rec any fics about 9?
Lol. I just read a few last week. And I'm writing one. *blushes*
4. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
No... Just no. It makes my brain kind of hurt thinking about it.
5. Five / Nine or Five / Ten?
Omg. Lmao. Peter Pan/Capt. Hook or Peter/Padmé? Oh hell. I'd be more likely to read PP/CH. Lol.
6. What would happen if Seven walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
Sirius walking in on Buffy and Frodo having sex. Wow. Wonderful
imagery. Well, I believe he would either laugh quite heartily then ask
to join. Or just skip the laughing and join. God, I love Smutty!Sirius
7. Make up a summary for a 3 / 10 fic.
Mmm. I'm in the mood for odd and cheesey. "Spike disappears into
another dimension while fighting a demon with Buffy. He finds himself
in a strange futuristic looking world. He meets a young senator having
marital problems. She's stressed and needs time off for some 'aggresive
negotiations.' Spike provides some assistance. Without the lightsaber." Ahhh. Sound LOVELY.
8. Is there such a thing as 1 / 8 fluff?
Not that I know of. But I want it. I will search for it. Fervently.
9. Suggest a title for a 7 / 12 hurt comfort fic
"Fallen Beyond the Veil: Solace found in the Grey Havens" Wow. I'm a nerd.
10. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?
Well, first. I'd have to know why Jayne would get deflowered. And by
Ron... Quite the role reversal. But I think for Ron to resort to
deflowering a man who would slit his throat for less, it would involve
no sex from Hermoine for a LONG time and him being tired of Jayne
threatening him with his guns. Some crap like that. I dunno.
11. Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?
Yes. Tabs is the only one I know for sure.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?
Only sure on Tabs.
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
I do.
14. Would anyone on your friends list write 2 / 4/ 5?
No because that selection is mindblowing in an odd way.
15. What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion?
"Oh, Ani! Take me ALL the way back to Naboo!"
16. If you wrote a song fic about 8, which song would you choose?
You're so Vain. Lol. Oooh, or maybe Perfect Day.
17. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
Mmm. They would just have to look at each other. And they would know.
That they were DESTINED to have delciously hot and sexy lesbian sex.
18. When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
Last week.
19. What is 6's super-sekrit kink?
He loves to wear women's panties.
20. Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?
Depends. If James were behaving himself and being respectful, there
would be definite Hook/Inara shagging. But if he were being the sexy,
rugged, dashing, crude, brash pirate he is, Inara would probably have
to be drunk. But do Companions get drunk? And wouldn't it be in bad
form to take a lady that is in a drunken state and not able to make
full concious thoughts? Bad form, James, bad form.
21. If 3 and 7 got together, who tops?
Just off the top of my head, Spike. But when I really think about it, they'd probably switch off occasionally.
22.
"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4.
1, broken hearted, has a hot one night stand with 11, and a brief
unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds
true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three
people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who
should write it.
Jayne Cobb and James Hook are in a happy relationship until
suddenly James runs off with Ron Weasley. Jayne, broken hearted, has a
hot one night stand with Inara Serra, and a brief unhappy affair with
Frodo Baggins, then follows the wise advice of Peter Pan and finds true
love with Spike.
I could call it Cobb Conundrum. Because it sounds cool. Lol. (And yay!
I KNEW Spike and Jayne were meant for each other. Lol) Ruben, Tabitha,
and Chance. And Eunice should write it.
23. How would you feel if 7 / 8 was canon?
Very content. In an odd way. Are there even any vampires in the Wizarding World? I, honestly, cannot remember.
That was...way too much fun more. Let's do another one!
10 Favorites...
Favorite Color: purple or green
Favorite Food: poptarts
Favorite Band: presently? Gogol Bordello
Favorite Movie: right at this moment, Serenity
Favorite Sport: RUGBY
Favorite Season: Spring or Summer
Favorite Day Of the Week: Saturday
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Chocolate chip cookie dough or mint chocolate chip or vanilla
Favorite Car: I have a list somewhere....
Favorite Number: 17 and 42
9 Currents...
Current Mood: Crazy
Current Taste: Orange
Current Clothes: Pirate and Rugby
Current Computer: Um, my computer...?
Current Finger/Toenail Color: Au natural/Burgundy (Ron Burgundy)
Current Time: 22:29
Current Surroundings: my room. my very cold yet lovely room
Current Annoyance(s): the cold, my back, and my fatigue
8 Firsts...
First Best Friend: Probably Tabitha or Ashley. Wow. I totally haven't talked to her in like 7 years.
First Kiss: Dominique Breham
First Screen Name: asiahobart. Yeah, wow. Real creative. But I was like 8 and my dad made it for me.
First Pet: Cha-chi and Kiaz
First Piercing: Ears. I've had them pierced twice. Not two different
piercings. But I had to repierce them. Because I didn't take care of
them well enough the first time around.
First Crush: Either Brad Pitt or Davy Jones. Don't rememeber for sure.
First CD: No Doubt. I can't remember which one it is, but it has Don't
Speak on it. Oh, Lol. Tragic Kingdom! Music list def. comes in handy
quite a bit.
First Car: I don't have a car.
7 Lasts...
Last Cigarette: I've only taken like one hit off a cigarette before I
almost coughed myself to death and that was like two years ago.
Last alcoholic beverage: Shot of Jameson on saturday.
Last Car Ride: Momma picking me up from school this afternoon.
Last Kiss: Ashley Kocur on Saturday.
Last Movie Seen: In theaters? Serenity (Take my love..Take my
land..Take me where I cannot stand...) Last movie watched? My
Bodyguard. Ricky Linderman is the BOMB.
Last Phone Call: That I answered? Adam, yesterday. That I dialed? My mom.
Last CD played: Some Talking Heads cd. Or I'm listening to the entire
Hair soundtrack, but I dled it, so I don't know if that counts.
6 Have You Evers....
Have
You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: Yes. And now we're married!
Have You Ever Broken the Law: Not today.
Have You Ever Been Arrested: Thankfully, no.
Have You Ever Skinny Dipped: Not as of late
Have You Ever Been in love: Yes
5 Things....
5
Things You're Wearing: The coolest hat EVER, a Jolly Roger shirt, my
'Ruck You' shorts, my necklace of my future pirate ship, the usual
'Asia' look on my face
5 Things You Did Yesterday: Watched Angel, went to school, slept, got
my mommy back from Chicago, lusted after people I may never get
5 Things You Can't Live Without: movies, my family, my computer, music, my bed
5 places You've Been: Portland, Las Vegas, Seattle, Green Bay, Bellingham
4 favorite things In NO order
1. The Hair soundtrack
2. Jayne Cobb
3. My hat.
4. Redheads
3 People You Can Tell *Almost* Anything To
1. Chance
2. Tabs
3. Vyvyan or Eunice. It's a tie.
2 Choices...
1. Black or White: Black
2. Hot or Cold: Hot
1 Thing You Want to Do Before You Die:
Have lots of babies and raise them.
1. Initials: ADH
2. Name someone with the same birthday as you: Joel Grey. You know, the guy from Cabaret. Or Joss Stone.
3. Where was your last kiss? On Drew's front steps.
4. For or against same sex marriage? For
5. Are you homophobic? Nope. I'm a ghey meself. Sort of.
6. Are you bisexual? Yes. Thusly, the sort of.
7. Do you believe in god? Yup. Well, my own gods.
8.
How many US states have you been to? Washington, Oregon, Idaho,
Montana, North and South Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, California,
Nevada, Michigan, and Iowa. Never been to the South or the East Coast.
9. How many of the US states have you lived in? Two. Oregon and Minnesota.
10.
Have you ever lived outside the US? Love to.
11.
Name something you like physically about yourself: I can make myself look cute or funny-looking at the drop of a hat.
12. Name something non physical you like about yourself: My imagination
13.
How do you know you dont like something until you try it? If it smells like cat piss, I will most likely not like it.
14.What is the current
rumor traveling around about you? I don't know. OoOoh! I wanna know!! Someone tell me! *bounces in seat*
15. What do you think about drugs? They exist for a reason.
16. Have you ever had someone of the opposite sex stay over at your house? Not as my guest.
17.
How many concerts have you gone to? Too many to count. I went to like
10 when I was really little, but I don't remember them all that much.
The first concert I remember completely was Backstreet Boys. N'sync was
WAAAY better. Then there was Britney. Then I went to like a billion
Rick Springfield concert. Seen the Monkees in concert. Also
Ween(twice), Weezer (twice), Modest Mouse, Duran Duran (twice if you
count the time my mom saw them when I was in the womb), Foo Fighters,
Weird Al, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Sugar Ray, Franz Ferdidand,
Flogging Molly, Ramones (in the womb), Camper Van Beethoven, Ringside,
The Killers, Louis XIV, Pixies, OTown, Jimmy Fallon, The Darkness,
Combustible Neon Sox, The Knarks, Rag Tag Rybacks....I feel like I'm
forgetting some. There's probably been some free concerts that I've
forgotten about.
18. Do you download music? Yes.
19.
How many illegal things have you done? Several.
20.
Would you date the person who posted this? No.
21. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally? Yes and it's awkward if they're not joking around.
22. Ever been kissed under fireworks? I've been tried to get kissed. Lol. I wouldn't let him kiss me. Cuz he was ewie!
23. Do you like president Bush? As a person, Yes. I have this odd
feeling about him. That just talking to him would be kind of fun. But
as a president, he could be better. But we could also have worse. What
if Washington rose from the grave!?
24.
Have you ever bungee jumped? NoPeRzZ
25.
Have you ever white-water rafted? No, sailing's much more P.I.M.P.
26. Have you ever crashed a car? No, but I've been in a crashed car.
27. Has anyone more than 10 years older than you hit on you? Ew, yes. And they still do.
28. Have you met a real redneck? My grandpa?
29.
Are you interested in anyone right now? Interested, but that's all.
30. What song are you listening to right now? Age of Aquarius
31. What is your current favorite song? HARE KRISHNA!! Lol.
32. What was the last movie you watched? My Bodyguard. So yummy. Want to touch the heiney.
33. Who was the last person that told you they loved you? Chance? Or maybe my mom?
34. Where was the last place you were at besides your house? The post office
35.
Have you ever seriously vandalized someone elses property? Probably done that do my sister a few times.
36. Have you ever hit
someone of the opposite sex? Is Zeus a rapist?
37. Do you have an i-Pod? Nope. Don't like Apple. And I-Pods don't play WMAs. Big problem for me. Also, I'm not hella rich.
38.
Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Yes, I've gotten
Mandy Moore (*shudders*), Jennifer Connelly, Jena Malone, and Haley
Joel Osment (In second grade, I looked almost exactly like him. It's
quite scary.)
39. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows? Religiously. I was
watching Reading Rainbow the other day. And Hook a couple nights ago.
40. Do you have braces? *pouts* yes...
41. Are you comfortable with your height? Yes, but I wouldn't mind being a few inches taller.
42.
When do you know its love? My love is a complicated one. That makes no sense to me. Lol.
43. Do you speak any other languages besides English? Je parle français
un peu. Ce n'est pas bien, mais ce n'est pas mal. Lol. I'm so proud of
myself. I did that without the use of a translator. I should though.
After 5 gorram years of French. Oh, I'm also learning Gaelic. That's
just...super fun.
44. What kind of alcohol do you enjoy while out? Rum. Or good whiskey.
45.
have you ever ridden in a limo? Yes. But not anytime recently.
46. Has anyone you
were close with passed away? Not so much.
47. Whats something that really annoys you? People who do things just
for the attention, instigators, not having one of my possesions being
in a functioning capacity, people blaming shit on me that there was
absolutely no way I could have done, being eating/drinking my things
without my permission
48. Whats something you really like? dancing, sleep, gypsy punk music,
my toes, my ability to turn off my emotions and almost all my thoughts,
my imagination
49. Do you like Michael Jackson? His old music, yes.
50. Can you dance? I'd like to think I can dance. Although by other
people's standards, it may looks as though I'm having a seizure or
something of that sort.
51.
Have you ever surfed? My aunt and uncle taught me a couple summers ago, but I never actually got to go in a lot.
52. Whats the latest you have ever
stayed up? Most recently, I went three days without sleep.
53. Have you ever
thought you were honestly going to die? No
54. Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room? No
55. Have you ever been dared to do something you didn't want to do? Yes.
56. Did you do it? Most likely
Ok, no mas. My head hurts. And I'd like to actually get to bed before midnight tonight.