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[noneedforheroic]

the dating profiles meme

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[c_zacatechichi]

[no_hometown]

Unusual, gentle, affectionate woman seeks receptive partner. Requirements include a good memory and a belief in dreams.

[c_zacatechichi]

I like to think we all believe in dreams, at least a little.

[no_hometown]

Perhaps I should have specified. I believe dreams exist, but I don't believe they are of great significance. Although the act of dreaming must serve some purpose, the details of the dreams are likely irrelevant.

[thesamename]

[ebony_bone]

Not available :|

[thesamename]

I'm not? That's a shocking revelation.

[ebony_bone]

I do not wish to argue about this.

[dia_f]

[alwaysricochets]

Weird chick with issues seeks someone who wants to get chewed on. Masochist streak a must. Must be able to put up with frequent stupid decisions, and the consequences.

[dia_f]

I like the sadists too, that's just messier.

[alwaysricochets]

I bet. But messy ain't always bad, I guess.

[noneedforheroic]

[tasercopter]

Sharp dressed, smart, sexy, badass professional seeks hot girl for good times (might secretly seek some romance, but nothing too mushy or lame, and work and Reno always comes first). Good listener, by which I mean she doesn't talk much.

But you'd be fucking lucky to score with this chick, take it from me.

Nice rack a plus.

[noneedforheroic]

Reno's sloppy seconds. Now there's somethin' for my resume.

[tasercopter]

It's called a recommendation. Reno approved--who wouldn't want that on their resume? It's real hard to get. I don't just go throwin' my approval around.

[aureation]

hi, I moved into your apartment building with that loudmouth redhead.

[noneedforheroic]

Flirty, detail-oriented blonde with beds to spare.

fabulous ladies for a fabulous apartment

[aureation]

Mn, that seems right on point.

[tasercopter]

Sexy blonde seeks sexy redhead for dinner, fun, and a fabulous fucking.