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[sunbreaksdown]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT ♥QOH VERSION

Comments

[restlessdevil]

[fangtipped]

I don't see what I need a bra for.

[She doesn't.]

[restlessdevil]

You don't. They are optional in many cases.

[fangtipped]

That's what I said! Not my fault they were trying to peek up my top.

[tasercopter]

[restlessdevil]

I'm just saying I want to have sex with her. Why is that wrong? If she's okay with it, what's the deal?

[tasercopter]

Hey, I don't give a shit, if someone's crazy enough to want to fuck your ugly ass, let 'em.

[restlessdevil]

I am um guessing that this is not Jessica. Or if so, Jessica, are you drunk? Because that could be pretty hilarious.

[urbanwonderland]

[WINE + BORED WITH WHAT SHE'S READING + A CELLPHONE = WIN]

[notvitiligo]

[Sleeptexting GO!]

good idea: rotating pistons with suction cups

[urbanwonderland]

I think I'd enjoy hearing more about this idea. In context, of course.

[tasercopter]

Hey Reeve show me ur dick

[And a few moments later:] I mean tits

I frgot

[spideriest]

the beginning... of a beautiful sleep-deprived friendship

[cascadetomboy]

shbhsbdj spiders are sopp gross!!!

\o/

[spideriest]

hahahahahahahaha how about fuck you ::::)

[cascadetomboy]

whbt they are so gross and disgusting!! all bugs are even if theyre not pokemon

[ussher]

what do i do with the stray cat i found it looks vry sad (((((

[runawayalot]

u hav to feed it and pet it and give it a box with blankets so it can sleep did u name it yet

[ussher]

Is vodka a good name for a cat?????

[runawayalot]

i gess so

what color is it??