003 [Video]

[queensboulevard]

[Alright, so here's Vinny again. Most of the bruising has started to fade into a sickly greenish color but there's still several darker spots around his lower right eye. He's definitely been on the mend. He's also a little bit high. This can be evidenced by the fact that he's actually smiling and his knee is bouncing up and down rapidly as he sits

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[voice]

[ingenue_bait]

[The audio clicks on, but there is a pause.]

Perhaps the problem is you.

[voice]

[darknessb4me]

Nonsense, I'm sure gentlewomen everywhere are charmed by his respectful, even romantic advance. I myself am now thoroughly ashamed my personality may be "mud," and will certainly work to fix it if I ever find out what it means in a language not spoken solely by the mentally deficient.

Re: [voice] ILY SO HARD. (Also, apologies for offensive pejoratives.)

[queensboulevard]

I'm not fucking retarded.

[voice] <3 (IC is IC)

[darknessb4me]

You're very persuasive.

[peektuttut]

Pretty sure there's more self-respect than that around here.

[queensboulevard]

Yeah, I doubt it.

[peektuttut]

Oh, you'll go far, I can tell.

[queensboulevard]

You got something to say, Batman?

[wichita_kansas]

He's got the clap and he's giving it to you, ladies! Supplies are limited. He'll throw in a chance of HPV while he's at it and eighty five percent of sexually active adults are carriers; it's like the Russian roulette of STDs! Do you have it? Only time will tell!

[queensboulevard]

I'm clean. Trust me, I've been to enough doctors to check.

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[call_me_saffron]

Well aren't you charming.

Re: Text

[queensboulevard]

That's what I do.

[inhumandog]

Do you ever shut up?

[queensboulevard]

That would be too easy on you, dickhead.

[inhumandog]

It's something you...might want to consider.

[queensboulevard]

I don't think so.