so what did i see today as i was driving home from work? a man, FUCKING JERKING OFF. yes. thats right. driving down East Bound 80, jerking off. at first, i thought he was just really into the music and drumming along, and then, i realized as he got closer, that this motion was far too repeatative to be drumming, no no, this was jerking off ( Read more... )

I am so so so so excited.

I graduate May 19th. May 19th, i will have my bachelors degree. I am so not qualified for this.

But so fucking excited. Party May 20th, everyone should come and celebrate!

I cant believe its finally over. THANK GOD. college = devil.

FUUUUUUUUCK

i just peed.

my cell phone fell out of the back pocket of my pants into a piss filled toilet. mother fucker. I wonder if i will have to get a new cell phone tomorrow....very possible. mother fucker.

no im not drunk.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI am in the fucking goddamn library at sac state right now. I just finished my fucking paper that is due a 5:30 tonight, and i went to save it one last time (i am anal about saving this thing, at least 2 times a page) and the computer FUCKING CRASHED. and because its a school computer, it doesnt save ANYTHING on the computer that ( Read more... )

so i have a paper due tomorrow at 5:30, but i have to go to all my classes prior to the one where the paper is due, so im kind of in a time crunch. Aaaand ( Read more... )

anyone else wish it was 2005? Dont get me wrong, i am loving the way things are, i love my roommates, i love living downtown, but something is missing for sure. maybe its the absense of the 5 pg paper that is due tomorrow that i just bought the book for YESTERDAY. no. big. deal. ah well, i will pull it out, i always do. and good thing about buying ( Read more... )

ooooh st patricks day. jesus christ, what a fucking adventure. cops, drunken drama, SO much fun. Im so glad that me being drunk = Me being tough a fuckign when i find some cooey ass white dudes doing coke on raimes bathroom mirror. hahaha, watchng those fuckers get handled by terrance, puga, dutch, kyle and chris chase was probably the highlight of ( Read more... )

SHIT EVERYWHERE!!!!

all of our pipes vomitd shit. shit on the bathroom floor, shit in the toilets, shit in the shower. EW. fuuuuuck that.

i will be FUCKING THRILLED when i never have to write another goddamn paper at 3am again on a book i dont really give a fuck about in the first place. jeeeeesus.

i miss my younger brother. and martin. and kim. haha. that is all.