shits n giggles
Laura Bush...the First Lady...she is one great comedian. At the correspondants dinner she had some great one liners...I was laughing hysterically. Perhaps she should go into comedy,
The following limericks are from the Dolphin Book of Limericks.
(as I type these it's double spaced...dunno how they will come out in post)
A limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical
But the good ones I've seen
So selddom are clean
And the cleans ones so seldom are comical.
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There was a young lady of Venice
Who used hard boiled eggs to play tennis
When they said "It is wrong,"
She replied "Go long;
You don't know how prolific my hen is."
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A sensitive girl named O'Neill
Once went up in a big Ferris Wheel
But when half way around
She looked down at the ground
And it coser a two dollar meal.
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Mary, a young girl from Loomis
Ha a goat with curious humours
Old tin cans and paste
Were quite to his taste
But he gagged on poor Mary's bloomers!
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There was a young lady of Hyde
Of eating green apples she did
They soon fermented
Within the lamented
And made cider inside her inside.
(lolol I love that one).
YOU BETTER BE LAUGHING!