I AM Guitar Hero.
Author: a_life_defiant
Beta: None, all mistakes are mine.
Rating: R (for language & drug use)
WC: 500
Genre: Post 513 one-shot
Warnings: None really, just more silliness.
Summary: A continuation of You, Me, & wii.
A/N: Thank you to arwensong for the idea to do a sequel. This one's for you. :D
Gus and I are duking it out at Guitar Hero after I kicked Brian's ass six times. Ambidexterity has its advantages. I suddenly feel the presence of two others. I look up, getting my character killed in the process, to see Michael and Emmett. Michael has a few extra controllers with him, Hunter's I imagine. Emmett's got this sparkly look in his eyes. Oh god, we're all really about to geek out together with video games. Where the fuck is a camera when you need it???
"Hey Gus, Uncle Ben is taking JR to the movies. Did you wanna tag along?"
Gus narrows his eyes and surveys the scene. He's got this knowing look on his face, I swear to god.
"Can I get popcorn and candy?" Oh yeah, he so fucking knows this is a ploy to get him out - and he's going to milk it.
Brian throws a couple twenties at him. "Whatever you want Sonnyboy, just as long as I don't have to hear your moms bitch me out for sugaring you up."
Gus' eyes light up and he immediately drops the remote heading out to the car where Ben was waiting.
No sooner do we hear the car drive off and Brian pulls out his stash. Oh, this is going to be good…
***
Two hours later and Emmett has managed to leave us all in the dust; his thin fingers hitting all the keys in perfect sync. Brian is higher than a kite, so he’s taking the defeat incredibly well. But suddenly he gets quiet; watching Emmett intensely, trying to figure out why he’s so good at the game. Emmett’s rambling on about some catering event he did recently when Brian interrupts him.
“Honeycutt, would you care to explain how you can just sit there and ramble on - barely looking at the screen mind you - and still not miss one single fucking note?”
“Yes, Obi-wan, tell us your secrets!” Michael chimes in; giggly.
Emmett’s face gets dark and serious as he pauses the game and motions us closer; like he was about to tell us illicit secrets of the Universe.
“The secret….” He pauses dramatically, because it is Emmet after all. “, the secret is…. COLOR COORDINATION! What kind of gays are you? You know Justin, you really should be better at this, seeing as how you’re an artist…..color theory and all that…” He continues to ramble on while playing effortlessly; toked out of his mind, as the rest of us just burst out into laughter.
I really hope Ben takes the kids for pizza after the movie because this is too fucking good to end so soon.
As the song ends Emmett jumps up abruptly and shouts, “I AM Guitar Hero!!!”
Brian and Michael's faces go from startled to stifling laughs to hysterical in the span of about two seconds. The way Emmett is swinging the guitar-controller around….oh fuck…..I think I just pissed myself. Only one other thing could make this better. Oreos.
Beta: None, all mistakes are mine.
Rating: R (for language & drug use)
WC: 500
Genre: Post 513 one-shot
Warnings: None really, just more silliness.
Summary: A continuation of You, Me, & wii.
A/N: Thank you to arwensong for the idea to do a sequel. This one's for you. :D
Gus and I are duking it out at Guitar Hero after I kicked Brian's ass six times. Ambidexterity has its advantages. I suddenly feel the presence of two others. I look up, getting my character killed in the process, to see Michael and Emmett. Michael has a few extra controllers with him, Hunter's I imagine. Emmett's got this sparkly look in his eyes. Oh god, we're all really about to geek out together with video games. Where the fuck is a camera when you need it???
"Hey Gus, Uncle Ben is taking JR to the movies. Did you wanna tag along?"
Gus narrows his eyes and surveys the scene. He's got this knowing look on his face, I swear to god.
"Can I get popcorn and candy?" Oh yeah, he so fucking knows this is a ploy to get him out - and he's going to milk it.
Brian throws a couple twenties at him. "Whatever you want Sonnyboy, just as long as I don't have to hear your moms bitch me out for sugaring you up."
Gus' eyes light up and he immediately drops the remote heading out to the car where Ben was waiting.
No sooner do we hear the car drive off and Brian pulls out his stash. Oh, this is going to be good…
***
Two hours later and Emmett has managed to leave us all in the dust; his thin fingers hitting all the keys in perfect sync. Brian is higher than a kite, so he’s taking the defeat incredibly well. But suddenly he gets quiet; watching Emmett intensely, trying to figure out why he’s so good at the game. Emmett’s rambling on about some catering event he did recently when Brian interrupts him.
“Honeycutt, would you care to explain how you can just sit there and ramble on - barely looking at the screen mind you - and still not miss one single fucking note?”
“Yes, Obi-wan, tell us your secrets!” Michael chimes in; giggly.
Emmett’s face gets dark and serious as he pauses the game and motions us closer; like he was about to tell us illicit secrets of the Universe.
“The secret….” He pauses dramatically, because it is Emmet after all. “, the secret is…. COLOR COORDINATION! What kind of gays are you? You know Justin, you really should be better at this, seeing as how you’re an artist…..color theory and all that…” He continues to ramble on while playing effortlessly; toked out of his mind, as the rest of us just burst out into laughter.
I really hope Ben takes the kids for pizza after the movie because this is too fucking good to end so soon.
As the song ends Emmett jumps up abruptly and shouts, “I AM Guitar Hero!!!”
Brian and Michael's faces go from startled to stifling laughs to hysterical in the span of about two seconds. The way Emmett is swinging the guitar-controller around….oh fuck…..I think I just pissed myself. Only one other thing could make this better. Oreos.