'Slightly AU'

[queerlyobscure]

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[apple_pathways]

Then, inevitably, Aragorn would be reborn into the modern day as Jack the traveling salesman.

Also, some confusion over the word 'inevitably'. And some definite misunderstanding of how fiction works.

Still, they get my kudos. :P

[queerlyobscure]

Yes, word choice and story structure leave a lot to be desired.

But Boromir the sex-crazed flight attendant and Aragorn the dildo salesman? Clearly made for each other.