Happy Singles Awareness Day

[queeshnouveau]

Dear Valentine's Day-

Thank you so much for reminding me how lonely I am.

Fuck you.

Love,

Michael

Observations of the day:

Singles Awareness Day = S.A.D.
Valentine's Day = V.D.

Comments

[fluffyismydog07]

if you made it through the last 21 hours and 2 minutes without killing yourself, you can survive the next 2 hrs and 58 minutes.

on house last night, someone wished one of the female characters happy valentine's day, and she responded by saying for couples it's valentines day, for eveyone else it's just another wednesday. So you could be depressing like her and wallow in it being just another wednesday, or you could think of all the people who mean something to you (like me!) and be happy.

or you could be a hindu and protest the infiltration of western culture by burning advertisements for valentines day treats and arguing that valentines day is just an example of how western culture breeds unlawful sex and violence, especially in youth!

[michelle2346]

you know in bulgaria they dont celebrate valentine's day...they just drink alot of wine until they pass out.

[jonincalvins]

Amen. lol