The McGee Legacy 3.4
Warning: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!! Favoritism of grandchildren, language, birth, death, birthday, the usual.
Previously: Sudi died. And...stuff. I'm guessing thats why I feel obliged to give you a McGee update instead of the much neglected Carebears :P
I've skipped about 2 days, because I'm guessing if I didn't there'd be too much angst to handle.
Beatrice: I've heard rumors about this lamp, quellasims...that you hate it. And that you were about to moveobjects delete it.
quellasims: Shuddap. This is the last resort. Stick to the plan k?
Genie: WHO SUMMONS I, the great purple glitched man of the lamp? In the middle of this fabulous night?
Beatrice: O:
Beatrice: MY DAUGHTER DIED BECAUSE MY DAD SCARED HER TO DEATH WHEN SHE WAS STARVING AND SHE WAS PREEEGGNAAAAAAANT BAWWW
Genie: ...except, no tears. I don't do tears.
Beatrice: I'd like my daughter back please *sniffle*
Genie: See? We did that fine. Without tears.
Sudi: I'M BACK BITCHES
Sudi: With ten fingers, no less ;)
quellasims: The way you look at them makes me think you WANT to get married now.
Sudi: What? I thought we had agreement! I come back, I make your legacy happy, and NO MARRIAGE. EVER.
quellasims: Meh. I'm sure we would've done fine without you. /blatant lie
And so, life moves on.
There are pops.
There are SUPERADORABLEMAKEOVERSSQUEE
And...fighting?
Damien, you're prepared to take your rage out on just about anyone, aren't you? Tyler has 10 nice points!
Beatrice: I can't watch a fellow 10 nice-pointer fall like this!
Uh, okay? Tyler wins with his ~nice points~?
I'd also like to know what that pile of shit on the floor is.
*booming announcer voice* AND NOW, THE TRIPLET GROW UP. DUE TO HELL AND FIRE AND DYING IN A HOLE QUELLASIMS'S STUPIDITY, WE HAVE LOST THE CAKE PICTURES.
Well hello there, Rowan! Look who has awesome looks now!
My god, Ariel is the cutest little alien EVER. She makes the most expressive faces :3
And, hello Rowan clone, Mila?
Dammit! I was doing so well!
Tyler: PLEASE FORGIVE ME, oh brother of mine! I have no idea what caused my 10 nice points to beat you up!
Damien: Uhm, do you honestly think apologizing will help? *EGO*
Tyler: I told grandpa this wouldn't end well.
Damien: WHAT DID GRANDPA TELL YOU THAT HE DIDN'T TELL ME??!!!
Damien: Take that, bitch.
Tyler: DAMN THOSE 10 NICE POINTS! DAMN THEM TO HELL!
DAMIEN IS ANGRY OK. HE NEEDS A TIME OUT.
Damien: ...I made him cry. Heir plz? :D
Tyler: WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST BE NICE TO EACH OTHERR BAWWWW
At least someone isn't corrupted.
Damien: LOL I MADE A MINUS SIGN!
Tyler: I don't even know how to express myself anymore.
Butler: Is it too early to say anything about hormones?
Damien: TWO MINUSES? BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW THATS NOT GOOOD
Tyler: I can smell those hormones now, Mr. Butler!
Ariel: LETS HAVE PANCAKES! ~
Damien: ...I guess you don't care either, oh sister of mine.
Damien: LOOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH MY LIIIIIIIIFE
quellasims: I have 20 pictures like this guys. ITS A NEVER ENDING CYCLE.
And this is your proof. The rest of the family isn't the least bit affected.
Ryley: Well, that was good.
Liam: *noms plate*
Tyler: HEY BEST BUD! SO I HEARD YOU LIKE TENNIS?
Damien: OMG HOW DID YOU KNOW? *plusplus*
quellasims: GUYS. Reverse psychology doesn't work. YOU CAN'T GET NO MORE ATTENTION FROM ME.
Ariel just thinks its absolutely hilarious.
Mila appreciates ~classical musics~
Surprisingly, she's the only one.
THIS IS A PICTURE OF DAMIEN. DAMIEN IS HAPPY. YOU SHOULD MEMORIZE THIS MOMENT. WORSHIP IT!
This sight, however, does not need to be memorized. It happens pretty often.
If I could be 10 again I'd love a grandma like Beatrice.
Rowan: Haha, I scared you baby sister! ^_^
quellasims: Great, now I can't think of it as anything but a girl. Good thing you're cute.
Townie: I knocked down the can.
quellasims: Well, good for you.
Townie: Its my biggest accomplishment. Aren't you going to cheer, now?
Great. They got to Liam.
Brady: CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE NOW MY FAVORITE GRANDCHILD OF THE WEEK. I REMEMBER WHEN YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO YOU IN THE BATHROOM, AND EVERYONE THOUGHT YOU HAD BROWN HAIR. LAWLZ!
Tyler: GRANDDPPPAAAA! I'M YOUR FAVORITE GRANDCHILD REMEMBER? I HATE DAMIEN!
Brady: KKK I don't like him anymore.
Filler: Ryley gets into ~robotics~
Filler: Oh lookit, someone's about to give birth.
Sudi: Look guize! I CAN TOUCH THE TV WITH MY HEAD DURING LABOR! LOL
Ryley: Omg Sudi you're in labor! Awesome!
Sudi: Inorite? :D
Beatrice: *cut off* That must be a fun game.
Meet baby Cassidy. Yes it was a girl.
I am totes excited for black hair!
Damien: HOW DARE YOU HAVE GOOD RELATIONSHIPS WITH FAMILY MEMBERS
Tyler: Oh shit I THOUGHT YOU LIKED TENNIS?
Brady: I CAN'T WATCH MY BEST FRIEND DIE LIKE THIS.
Damien: WHY DON'T I HAVE FRIENDS LIKE THISS??????
quellasims: No sympathy for you. Stop rolling stupid wants, already!
Tyler: Seee? I made him cry. Again.
Brady: I always knew you were my favorite.
Tyler: Now you, stop earning heir points when you lose fights.
Damien: BUT I WAS ABOUT TO HUG YOU O:
quellasims: Why does he still get so surprised? Honestly. Sims these days.
Tyler: Idk my bff jill?
Lainey: Once upon a time, there was a dog.
Ariel: ...
Lainey: So one day, the dog went out to the garden. There was a dog there. They became friends and lived happily ever after. The end! :D
Ariel: MOOOO-OOOOM. That story is so 2005! I wanna hear a toilet story! *maniacal giggle*
Ariel: I REALLY SHOULD NOT HAVE HEARD THE TOILET STORY
That's attractive, Sudi. Thank you old man for giving my family the flu!
Liam: Hey grandma! Do you need some...help...with that...
Beatrice: Wingardium Leviosa!
Brady: YEAH THATS RIGHT. MY WIFE WENT TO HOGWARTS.
Oh, that's smooth, Damien. Real smooth.
Jalene: NO! For the last time, I do not want your money!!
quellasims: Jalene, I hate to ask this, but are you having dreaming of a possible protitution?
(PS. English teacher? THERE'S AN ALLITERATION RIGHT THERE. I totes deserve that extra percentage!)
Of course, can't have an update without a visit from Grimmy.
NOOO! Brady! D:
Liam, he cares so much *wipes tear*
Goodbye, Brady :( Enjoy the booze. I'm sure Tyler will miss you now that he has no partner in crime.
And then, the mandatory crying. I'm sorry Ryley D:
Rowan: Is this right Liam?
Liam: Yup, its exactly how my mom taught me. Always ignore death! No matter how long it takes for Uncle Ryley to get over it!
Liam: Remember, kids. Death is srs bzns.
And that is where I leave you. Why? Because I R smart and didn't take any sparkley/candle blowing/floating/cake pictures. AGAIN. So next update, I shall post the stats and pictures of the quads as teens! And believe me, they are highly amusing.
&& Note: Would you guys mind a double heir next gen? I will post an heir poll with next update and it'd be nice to get some opinions here first, if that makes sense.