Carebear 1.1
Warning: Language, and inability to cope with poverty, along with failiure to build community lots and follow challenge rules. 50 pictures.
Previously, we met our ~amazing~ founder Bedtime Bear Carebear, also known as BB. Her favorite things were blue, making random sexual jokes and Alfredo Aflredo (lemon_lime35). She got sent home by, well, me, because I couldn't stand her anymore... ^_^
...But apparently, I managed to allow her to call Alfredo as soon as she got home. Touché.
I'm not the only one. Only 24 hours into her exsistance and she's already got haters. Can't we just have ONE happy legacy?
Bedtime: OMG! Diamonds are a girl's best friend ~ I THINK WE'RE MADE FOR EACH OTHER ALFREDO *mouthbreathe* AND ITS NOT FOGGING UP EITHER :D *fortune sim tendancies*
Alfredo: o___O?
Bedtime: I TOLD YOU WE'RE MEANT TO BE :D
Awwwwwww.
Dog: SHE'S NOT AS CUTE AS ME~
quellasims: Uh, what? Oh, thats right. Competition of the bitches.
Alfredo: Look at the pretty constellations honey! It's a dog! Just like that one!
Dog: And this one too.
quellasims: *snerk*
Bedtime Bear: We should discuss more interesting topics. I'm not really interested in astronomy, but we can talk about Uranus, if you know what I mean.
Alfredo: OMG. WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT PLUTO. ITS MY FAVORITE PLANET EVER. HOW DARE THEY TELL ME PLUTO IS NO LONGER A PLANET.
quellasims: Pluto is a dog too *snerksnerk*
Bedtime Bear: I don't think I'm seductive enough.
I can resist saying that Alfredo is bipolar. Nope, not gonna say it.
And so, we are left with an image of a very interesting poverty challenge.
Bedtime Bear: DO SOMETHING. AT LEAST LET ME PEE SO I CAN TAKE MY HANDS AWAY AND BRUSH AWAY THAT FIREFLY.
Bedtime Bear: AHA! I GOT IT! GO DIE IN A HOLE, FIREFLY. WE DON'T LIKE HAPPY THINGS.
Firefly: *flies to the left*
Bedtime Bear: This is the fireflies' fault. Can I pee on them?
Dog: BITCH I know how to hold it in better than you!
True, but there's no way you can make peeing faces as epic as hers.
Bedtime Bear: Wanna be my first pet best friend? I need 20 of them LAWLZ
Bedtime Bear: Fine, be that way. Bitch.
Bedtime Bear: I'm stinky, poor and have bad relationships with the animals needed for my LTW! I am a ROLE MODEL for future founders!
quellasims: Like how Bella is a ~role model~ for teenagers? No.
Alfredo stalks us all the way to the next community lot, built by yours truly.
And is about to christen the place too.
Good thing the couch seems to be borked, or I would've had a hell lot of trouble if I had to deal with a pregnancy now.
BB: *faceblur*
LUNCH TIME! Now with unburnt hot dogs!
Why hello there, Poseidon Randolph! (quinctia/rikkulidea)
Scooooooore! Alfredo the bipolar prude (Well, possibly) now has competition!
Bedtime: If you get into this legacy, we could play doctor ;)
Poseidon: *insert like button here*
Of course, the typical queuing 8 flirts after another.
Poseidon: Cut the crap, just kiss me already!
This again, huh? BTW I'm not sure why her undies are black. They WERE blue.
Bedtime Bear: HOW DARE THIS COUCH FAIL ME AGAIN. How embaressing, DNW to think about him *slaps at thought bubble*
I thought it'd be humorous to have BB rap in her underwear at a community lot. Poseidon disapproves of his date.
He wasn't the only one.
I R REALLY REALLY SMART! I put counters instead of islands so no one can sit now. *headdesk* And the saddest thing is, its still this way in my game.
PROBABLY NOT THE BEST IDEA I'VE EVER HAD.
Bedtime Bear: I'm under the control of someone with questionable building abilities. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!1!11!!1111!!
Bedtime Bear: Stop laughing. I am not doing this for shit and giggling.
I AM THE SMARTEST OF ALLLLL. I had the super genious idea of sending her to work so she could get fed there! MUWHAHAHA!!
...ha..ha.....ha?
Bedtime Bear: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO MEEEE?????!!!!!!!!1!11
Bedtime: *facepalm* I knew I should've listen to my mother when she told me just to stay home and run a grocery store.
I'm sorry BB :(
Matchmaker is highly amused. Only 2 days and 12 hours late?
Matchmaker: Well thank god she's asleep, I don't think anyone around here would want to date her!
quellasims: STFU. SHE'S GOING THROUGH TOUGH TIMES OKAY
Bedtime Bear: NOW YOU REALIZE. IT MIGHT'VE BEEN BETTER IF YOU REALIZED BEFORE I LOST MY JOB. I was doing so well with the small children. They all ran away whenever I got near.
I didn't want to see BB in such a bad mood. So I did a horrible, horrible thing.
And no, that thing was not moving in the matchmaker. WHAT IS WITH ALFREDO AND GETTING MESSED UP WITH OLD LADIES.
Bedtime: NO! I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR MAKING LIFE EASIER. DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ANYTHING??
See? NOW WE CAN HAVE NICE THINGS. And Alfedo isn't too rich either. Its a poverty legacy dream!
You know what? DAMN ALL THOSE RICH LEGACY SHACKS WITH THE WALLPAPER AND MARBLE FLOORS. Bedtime Bear has a fridge, a bed, a phone, a shower, and SIX. WHOLE. WALL SEGMENTS!!!
And an Alfredo Alfredo soon-to-be Carebear. Who has a job, lucky thing.
NEXT TIME THERE WILL BE PURPLE BABIES OKAY. I'M SORRY.