Carebear 2.0
Warning: Language, disjointedness, 71 pictures under the cut
Ack! It's been such a long time since I cliffhangered you guys last update...though I have a sneaking suspicion that everybody reading with at least half a brain cell figured
out what was going to happen ^_^ Well, I've wanted to do this for a while, so:
OMGHAAAAYYYY SHARE BEAR'S WARLOCK! SUUUURPRISE!!
Are you just as pleasantly surpised as Bedtime is? ARE YOU??!! Because I know I would be, if it weren't for the fact that this is my legacy.
Share Bear: *magic +!*
quellasims: *swoon*
Well, here's one downside-that-is-not-really-a-downside of having an adorable good warlock: I can't stop taking pictures of these stupid animations.
Also, looking at this picture now, I have no idea what that horribly textured grey thing at the top is. Anyone care to enlighten me? o_O
Oh yeah, there's a badass witch too; hello Harmony! Those pimples are WAY attractive. It's no wonder it seems everyone prefers your brother; in looks, anyways.
Harmony: I am immersed in my studies of world domination. Please leave, or I'll eat you.
Bedtime: Now that all my kids are grown up, she ignores me! My trademark angry face is no longer in every update! THE NERVE!
Harmony: *continues to appear spaced out*
I know that's exactly what I look like when I'm watching those awful soap operas with my many aunts.
Share Bear: Oh. My. God. It's been 3 pictures since she last complimented me. I can't believe this controversy.
Now, what was my purpose in creating an outgoing founder, with an extremely dominant personality, again?
I gotta admit, she's pretty darn cute though, so I suppose I should be glad she passed on her genes. Like I've said, Bedtime + Alfredo = OTP!!!!
You see that? YOU SEE THAT??!! How often do you get such artful shots of the woohoo bubble this many times?
I gotta say though, I don't think I'm interested in see the actual woohoo process itself* considering the picture above o_o Do I even WANT to know what goes on behind all the cutesy coupley acts?
*Not that I am ever interested in porn. Geez, that comment came out badly.
Share Bear: SHIT! This is so not worth the attention!
quellasims: Well, you're a warlock, right? So you can fix this sort of thing? That's attention worthy.
quellasims: Lemme rethink that comment. HOW VERY EDUCATIONAL, INDEED!!
Share Bear: I-I think I burnt the stove ):
This continues to be our only source of income. *narrows eyes* It is extremely difficult to actually make progress on the financial front here, I'm sure you'll understand once you consider the above situation.
Founder portrait! It doesn't quite capture Bedtime's ~essence~, ie. her trademark angry face? As Share Bear appears to have observed, however, she likes it.
Oh crap.
You know you shouldn't be playing a legacy when... you spend so much time trying to keep everyone alive that you don't even realize there's a birthday going on.
Harmony: WHAT IS MY LIFE. I ASPIRE TO KNOW EVERYTHING, YET I SKIPPED COLLEGE DUE TO FINANCIAL CONCERNS TO BE AN EVIL WITCH.
This is inspiring to families from all over the world.
Anyways! Here she is, all made over and evil and all that.
Harmony: Well. Either I could waste more time complaining about college, or I can continue being evil, so: LOL MY DAD FELL ASLEEP SITTING LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Harmony: You agree with me on this one, right Professer?
Share Bear: Finally. The spotlight's on me again. Took you long enough.
Hellooooooooooo there, Mr. Heir!
SB: WOE IS ME, I MAY BE HEIR BUT I NEVER GOT TO MEET THE LLAMA MASCOT ):
Yeshhh, we've made a good choice for heir.
But here's a thing: I looooove Harmony. She may be slightly clone-like, but she's Harmony! The evil witch with a...a passion for knowledge! The perfect source of entertainment! And, I think you'll agree with me most on this one: she's perfect to torture the black generation.
So, she gets to chill here for a while.
Share Bear: WOE. Not only is my evil mastermind sister staying at home, but it appears quellasims doesn't intend on redecorating to suit the purple generation.
quellasims: *cannot take a hint, does not change wallpaper until halfway through gen 3*
Bedtime: AUUUUGHHH FUCK MY LIFE IT TOOK ME MY ENTIRE ADULT LIFE TO EARN A MEASLY AMOUNT OF MONEY
Looking back, I should've taken this as a bad omen. My heir, heartfarting all over some driver I can't even click on.
I didn't, obviously. Spouse hunt time! Much apologies for the spam that will be happening, and if the commentary starts going downhill from here. I tried to think of some
way to make a potential spouse parade interesting, but that doesn't really work out, does it?
This is Isaac (katu). Judging by his expression, he probably doesn't like SB much.
Hello, Anwar Abrahms-Sawyer(racetrackd)!!
SB doesn't seem to be enjoying Brava Contreras (stakeit_uk) much. Or maybe he's just biased, as he should be, I suppose. Still want those pretty alien genes, though!
Ignore Sandy Bruty and friend for a minute. Look! SB seems to have the hots for Anwar. Well, that'll make the spouse hunt easy, right?
He left before I could get them to even meet. And so, the REAL hunt begins.
Nate bondchick_nett) is not appealing to SB, which is pretty unfortunate; I like breeding in red hair in legacies ASAP. I love it!
*facepalm*
SB: I swear, just a wave of this wand, and you'll all be in love with me. Unless my sister was lying. Shit, I hope I don't turn anyone into a duck or something. Shit. Shit.
Gingers: *stare*
He has 2 bolts with Asparagus Crayola (leenyland)!! It's too bad about the brown hair, I don't think I can take much more of it after the generation 3/4 McGee
plague.
Asparagus: But I'm cute, right?
Share Bear: Yeah about that...I've got places to go, people to meet TTYL kthx
No opinion on Rae Nebular (telectroscope), apparently. Damn.
Share Bear: Such a shame about the brown hair, my pretty...
Bianca (inkstaind_stars): What was that?
Share Bear:: Nothing. I'd be killed if I got caught flirting with a brunette. Let's pretend this never happened.
Nikolai Potts (katu): I heard you rejected that chick for her brown hair. Well, I may have it too, but you KNOW you want this shit.
Share Bear: Oooh *boogies*
quellasims: NEXT.
Aleksander (upendoaushi) doesn't even bother getting excited, for he's already heard from his fellow p_t buddies.
PS he's looking slightly Cullen-esque. I think it's the pale skin. omfg kella stop you're not a tween anymore
SB: ...Mom? Are you stalking me in your waitress uniform? I promise you I'm not getting any action. Oh, wait...
SB: ...IT'S BEEN TWO WHOLE DAYS AND I HAVEN'T HAD ANY ACTION. THAT'S LIKE AN ETERNITY IN LEGACY YEARS *worries for his heir position*
There are so many things wrong with this picture, including the fact that it's been stuck in here randomly.
Harmony: *autonomously primps* Do I look okay? I DO look like the atrociously evil witch I am, yes?
SB: Well, it's no wonder everyone seems to be ignoring us -.-
Harmony: Phew, I look perfect.
Needless to say, no loving happened on this outing. I also didn't take pictures >.>
Time to call in the professionals to do the dirty work.
Share Bear: DAMN you are smokin'!
quellasims: You can't even see her! The matchmaker's beheading you! AUGH *panic*
Share Bear: *calm* That is exactly my point.
quellasims: *lost in thought* Ugh, not this one either. Next...
Townie: Oh, phew. I thought the matchmaker called me over to behead me. Good thing my head is still here.
SB: Maybe she isn't quite as professional as I thought.
Time to turn to the drugs. According to poverty rules, aspiration awards are not allowed (I haven't checked awesimsauce but I'm hoping this is fine). Well, fuck that. It was in
his inventory ok ): IT WAS BORN WITH HIM MAGICALLY, YOU GOTTA ALLOW THAT.
Besides, the rest of the family is probably secretly getting high when I'm not watching anyways.
See, we took so long, my founder's getting old D: It seems like I just created you in bodyshop yesterday BB.
Still adorable! Maybe even moreso, with the cresent-shaped eyes even more obvious.
NO. GO AWAY.
And don't even try to be one of us!! Pfffft, Russ BEAR? UR DOIN IT WRONG
FUCK NO! That's their only prized possesion! Their only source of entertainment! Their only method of communicating with the outside world besides the phone!!!!
Burglar: Hahaha, suckers! I have your TV, WHAT NOW?
Harmony: LOL EVIL MASTERMINDS UNITE!
Harmony: I'm so evil, I'm going to report you to the police so you go to jail. And die.
Harmony: Dammit, that fact that my mother is cheering this chick on probably means calling the police isn't considered atrocoiusly evil.
We must be back in the middle ages or something, when beheading was considered entertainment. There seems to be an awful lot of references to it this update.
And I'll give you a few moments to mourn for our deeply beloved. Our poor heir's having a mental breakdown, it's been a tough couple of days ):
Before the spouse hunt begins again. Hi, Caprice Candle!! (smustleparty) I see your brown hair there, and I wonder...
Yeah. That's what I thought. Me and my dislike for brown hair in massive quantities, we just can't win.
SHARE BEAR CAREBEAR'S MASTER PLAN TO SEEK HAPPINESS: Stand out on the road like the stoned idiot you are, and pray that you will be hit by a car. Otherwise, your
mother may come along in her waitress uniform and give you a lecture on road safety.
BUT! I would definitely NOT be here, posting this legacy if my heir commited suicide. SO, any guesses on who comes to save the day?
HEY ANWAR~ LONG TIME NO SEE.
First ever romantic interaction? INSTANT SUCCESS!
I had the perfect witty caption (imo) that I can't remember. Anwar's face is too cute to be left out though.
Anwar: Hey, uh, that guy's been staring for a while now.
SB: ?
Townie: HEY Y'ALL, I'M ALWAYS UP FOR A THREESOME IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ANYONE NEW. MINE'S PRETTY BIG DOWN THERE IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
SB: Are you for serious!? I've been waiting all update for this moment D:
No worries, all, he gets his moment :)
I hope I'm not rushing this update, I was so tired by this point that I forgot to take many romantic pictures.
SB: Oh Anwar, because of your love I can even forgive the burglar who broke in just 4 hours ago, that nasty bastard <3
Because that is EXACTLY how you define true love, right?
Notes:
Alfredo was made by jenji_sims/lemonlime_35