The McGee Legacy 2.0
Just to let you guys know, I'm not going to be playing/updating from August 2nd-9th. I'm gonna be really busy that week and I don't think I'm going to be able to sim and stuff. I'll still go on the internet to check my emails and stuff for comments, I just won't be updating.
As you probably saw from the teaser, here is Beatrice all made over! I don't know if you can tell, but her forehead and lips are HUGE. Thanks a lot, Forrest. Normally I would say she's ~unique~ but she has 2 clones for sisters *grumblegrmble*
And then it was birthday time for gen 1. The cats are obviously pleased.
Aaaaaand it also becomes obvious that I don't bother binning hairs.
There. Old man makeover. Complete with glasses!
Aaand it's Amber's time too :( Last thoughts as an adult are appropriate, yes?
Amber: Oh STFU. I can obviously still make out as an elder. Right?
Yeah, but I'm setting autonomy to low so you don't piss your pants from doing so too much.
Amber: :(
Awww, she still looks okay. Pretty adorable, actually.
I've never had an anniversary party before, and legacies are great for firsts, right?
I invited Teyla, Bridget, Noelle and Brady. I thought the missing guest was Brady.
But no, he DID show up. NONE of the girls did though. They're obviously extremely supportive of their mother.
I can tell this isn't gonna go very well already.
Beatrice: To our future together, living in this tiny house with my parents and four cats!
..What future?
Brady likes what he hears, though. And he's not too poor either.
What do you mean it wasn't enjoyable? Our one guest enjoyed it so much, he's gonna be here on a regular basis now!
Here he is post makeover. And stats:
Brady Stompel
Aspiration: Family
LTW: Become Captain Hero
Cancer
Neat: 6
Shy: 3
Active: 6
Serious: 4
Nice: 6
Only 6 neat points? Why the hell was he cleaning all last update?
Also, I should point out that he's in the criminal career. And wants to be Captain Hero. Oh Maxis, what a strange sense of humor you have.
He fits in just fiiiine.
Unfortunately for Amber, she doesn't *have* 6 children to marry off.
Though I'm sure she'll be happy anyways with just one married child...
Beatrice: Ooohh shiny diamonds...fortune sim...monies..
Beatrice: Of course I'll marry you! How could I say no to someone who cared so much about my needs?
If only if she knew.
Brady: Well, that's done. What now?
Beatrice: I will murder you in your dreams.
Oh, maybe she already knows.
Wedding party on the same day, because I can't wait 24 hours to throw another party. The girls managed to show up this time. Lookin frumpy!
Brady: Just smile, and pretend you're not worried at all about marrying into this crazy place.
They got married just as it hit 7...
As soon as it's all over, Noelle reunites with her one true love.
Which is probably better, considering what's happening upstairs.
I totally do not fail at wedding parties, unlike anniversaries!
Even if the couple in question were asleep half the time.
Old age is not working well for Forrest.
..Or Sweets.
I HEARD CHIMES!
*does the jig*
I HEARD CHIMES THAR TOO.
It's a night of baby making in the McGee house.
Though I seriously hope my game doesn't bork and get Amber pregnant, because that would be freaky.
I blame whoever knocked the garbage can over a few pics back.
I'm looking at you, Bridget, though I'm not too sure what the problem is.
Beatrice: Hell yes, I'm sexy!
Not for long.
Yes, she is pregnant. I just missed the thought bubble.
WHYWHYWHY.
SHE JUST GOT BETTER D:
Amber: So, I'm like sick.
YEAH, I REALISE.
I guess I may seem like I'm overreacting, but no. They all would get better, and then someone would knock the trash can back over, which would cause Brady or Amber to stomp on roaches, giving the entire household the flu. I love you guys.
I just realized they wear wedding rings outside their outerwear! <3
See? Definately pregnant.
And very soon afterward there was an invisiPOP.
I don't know why, but the wolf comes EVERY NIGHT to play around in the cat piss. It was funny at first, but now I'm just annoyed.
I seriously hope you choke on that and die, Mr. Wolf, because it'd be pretty gross if you didn't anyway.
Brady: Man, my wife is hot.
Beatrice: *oblivious*
This shot made me LOL.
Amber: Ooh, pretty flowers!
After going to work one last time, Amber retired because I got tired of her adding to the puddle outside everytime she got home.
And plus, grandkids on the way! I need family sims who aren't Brady at home!
Beatrice is a typical pregnant sim.
Dotty, because I realized she doesn't have much time left D:
Kittens, to take her place...
Well, kitten. This is Cocoa Bean.
Beatrice: Lol, you have no idea what's coming :D
I don't?
I don't..
That is one of the most disturbing things I've seen in my game in a while.
Much better!
DOTTY D:
Beatrice: I DON'T CARE WHO'S DYING GET NINJA OUT OF MA WAY PLZ.
This house is never really empty, is it?
First boy of the legacy, woo!
This is Ryley, brown hair, light blue eyes and some geneticized skintone. I can't be sure which one.
..Aaand another one, because of course they're the McGees. This is Kirsten, brown hair, Beatrice's skintone and dark blue eyes.
Maid: I don't understand what's happening here! Why am I trying to clean a toilet an old woman is using? Furthermore, why am I in the same bathroom as an old woman anyways? That's not what maids do.
You're asking me O_O
Because Beatrice and Brady can't be arsed (despite Brady being a family sim), Amber is now the nappy changer of the family.
Also, I'm not sure why it drops out of queue when I tell her to put the babies in the cribs.
The one and only time Beatrice touched Ryley as a baby after birth. Memorize this moment, doesn't happen again.
Brady's a pretty good dad, he just doesn't do any of the autonomous stuff my family sims usually do.
Which probably means he's not a good dad. But I'm giving him the benefit of doubt for now.
Nope, that was me.
Brady: *shoves bottle down Ryley's throat*
Ryley: *chokechoke*
Poor guy. I still can't figure out why it's not working.
Look at that! Parent of the year, Beatrice.
Beatrice: Thanks 8D
Amber: Man, I'd kill to have a barbeque instead of these lame birthday parties all the time, simgod.
Yeah, sorry, I can't risk it. Y'know, fires and such.
Just in time for birthdays, Beatrice pops. More kids on the way guys!
Beatrice: Heh, don't mind my deformed bump again!
Kirsten: Muwhaha! With every birthday, I'm getting closer to world domination! One step at a time!
O____________O
*backs away*
Hopefully Ryley won't turn out too messed up.
Okay, so that's not exactly the 'cuteness' I had in mind. But at least he's not straight out evil like his sister... right?
I'd like to say that Beatrice and Brady have realised the wrongness of their ways, but I guess not.
Ryley: Green fumes are good!
Ryley: D: This was your fault simgod.
Kirsten: Who is this and why is he about to pick me up?
Your father, remember him? I'm not suprised you don't.
Can toddlers get hit by lightning?
I think the social worker needs to come now.
But Beatrice makes it up with adorable potty faces, so it's all cool
Beatrice: WAIT, STOP! Does this mean.. *gasp* OUR CHILDREN CAN USE THE POTTY NOW? I...I CAN'T HELP THEM ANYMORE? NOW HOW WILL I PRETEND TO BE A GOOD PARENT?! *heart attack*
Sweets dies too :(
Forrest: What am I missing?
HIS CAT DIED, YOU JERK.
As if in tribute or something, Cocoa Bean grows up looking disturbingly like Sweets.
Beatrice: *copes with stress by dancing*
*giggles*
Beatrice: *sob* What do I doooo? I hate children and I have two and am pregnant again *sob* And my cats died *sob*
~filler~
Brady and Amber both rolled 'get a kitten' wants. And Cocoa Bean is all grown up and in need of cat woohoo.
*clicks yes*
Uh, originally this was a close up. I'm not sure why this happened. So, uh, I circled Bonkers if you can't see him ^_^
Kirsten: I'm a nice girl, really!
Kirsten: Muwhahahaha! I have them all fooled :D
Bathroom pop!
Ryley: Oh, mother! Someday I'll tell you of our evil plan to world domination ~~
And if that's not convincing you:
..this should.
There you've got it. Devil toddlers of gen 3.
My first genie lamp! Oooh, shiiiiiny
Beatrice has finally lost it.
Beatrice: STFU, I'm concentrating. I've gotta win.
Sigh.
Townie: Hmmm, roddler running away? Should I be concerned?
Townie: Nah.
I would be concerned O_O
Ryley: The..bottles! It was the bottles!
I know what you mean.
And where oh where are the parents during all this?
Brady: Now, press the yellow button to go forward..
;-;
These kids have no hope.
Beatrice: What am I doing out here again? Something about hold..hold..barbeque..
Ryley: Damn, she's here.
When I finally got both of them back inside, Beatrice decides to give birth next to Ryley just as he falls asleep.
I should've known something would go wrong...
I thouht, easy peasy, right? I've handled twins 3 times in this legacy already. Nothing wrong with it.
Ryley: SHUT UP BITCH TRYIN TO SLEEP HERE.
Beatrice: *state of shock*
This is.. uh, Caleb! I think. Brown hair, dark blue eyes and (I think) Brady's skin.
Aaaaand another boy named Adrian! Beatrice's skin, dark blue eyes and brown hair.
But wait, what's this?
Another one. I'm not amused.
This is a girl named Sudi. Or maybe this one's Caleb? Hell, it might even be Adrian. I don't know. Whoever this is, they have brown hair, dark blue eyes and some in between skin.
IT DOESN'T EVEN STOP THERE.
ANOTHER girl named Cate. Beatrice's skin, dark blue eyes and brown hair.
WHY? WHYYYYYYY??!
How are Brady and Beatrice take care of TWO TODDLERS AND FOUR BABIES?
Off to bang my head on a wall.