I'm sorry if this update is shit, I just found out some really depressing news a few minutes ago. I was already starting to update so... I decided to finish it. But hey, you get to know who the heir is! And I've including a few (3) pictures of the spares' children. So it's all good. I think.
Warning: Possibly swearing, death, overall shittiness. 50+ pictures.
We begin this update with Amber randomly dropping hints that I should resurrect Forrest. Sorry hon, not gonna happen.
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, Beatrice. Don't grin like that!
Yay townies! Adrian does not look impressed.
And Kirsten is completely obsessed with this thing. She nearly killed herself twice and by the time she was an adult she had maxed body points.
Don't look so hopeful, Sudi. You might get an ~emo~ again.
...It's a Meadow clone. Great, just what we needed. Especially when Ryley had a date with Meadow before. Ew.
Sudi: Wanna be my best friend?
Malokai/Malochai/Malochi etc.: Yeah, K, whatever (Damn that girl is fiine!)
Um, what? I look away for 3 seconds and Sudi has her first kiss.
And is about to lose her virginity, too.
Or not >_>
Guys, we so do not need to know what you've been up to...!
Ryley: OMG we should totally go out and buy shoes and clothes and makeup...
What are you, Ryley, gay? Or rather bi, since you seemed to be fine with Meadow..
Random Cate spam. For the cuteness factor.
*facepalm* I was looking around for Adrian and couldn't find him anywhere. Turns out he'd been doing this for houuuurs.
Not you, too!
I really do not understand why everyone feels the need to play catch in the graveyard when they have a huge ass garden.
Brady: Aghh dammit how do I fix this stupid thing?! *muttermutter*
Maid: Do you need help with the- oh never mind.
Kirsten: I WANTED HOMEWORK, dammit!
*patpat*
More cuteness?
Ryley, WHAT ARE YOU CONGRATULATING HIM FOR??!
I.. I don't think I need to caption this.
*headdesk* This is what I get for breeding Brady into this legacy.
Adrian: Oh no, trash D: What do I dooooo??
*points* Garbage can. To your right ;-;
Why yes, talking about the weather is pretty insightful.
Thanks for the TV, though! I'm sure we could use an extra 8k for something.
Watching little kids pee is totally okay, right Amber?
Caleb: Death is srs bzns.
Sudi: BUT LOL It still cracks me up :D :D :D
NOOO. NOOOOOOOOOOO.
GRIMMY, THAT WAS NOT YOUR CUE.
Amber D:
Goodbye, my awesome legacy founder.
Everyone: WAAAAAAAH GRANDMA D: *sob*
Sudi: Someone's dead? :D
Sudi: 'Cause LOL CRYING
Sudi: I mean, oh no, Grandma D:
Sudi: K, over it!
W00t!
So much win, yet so much fail.
Time for Brady to get old, because I'm not using elixer on him.
And here he is.
Beatrice, that's...disturbing.
Ryley: I should find THIS disturbing but unfortunately I'm used to it.
Birthday time! And because I'm a cheater I'm aging them all at once. Sorry, I like announcing heir when they're all adults!
Adrian!!
Oooh, Caleb! I regret that he was not very interesting.
Ryley!!
Sudi! Nice outfit bb.
Cate! She's not very happy about this.
Aaaaaaaand Kirsten!
Oh wait, who's heir?
...Yeah. Sudi was the obvious heir, she was really fun and pretty, and pretty romance sims are awesome because you get baby variety. But I couldn't just leave Ryley, okay? He was pretty darn awesome too. So, double heir!! Knowing my game we'll probably end up with 10 babies or something.
Oh yeah. And the spare "update". Just so you know I've been playing them:
This is Ammy, Bridget's daughter. Unfortunately Bridget only had one kid, I really wanted to see her breed.
Noelle's son Erik....
And her daughter Molly.
And unfortunately Teyla is freaking infertile and I couldn't get her to have any children. Not that that matters, since she's a Noelle/Beatrice clone.
Aaaand that's all I have. Hopefully that wasn't too bad. I'll do better next time :P