The McGee Legacy 3.2
OMG finally amirite? I'm sorry I kept you all waiting, I had a bunch of irl stuff and wasn't feeling very motivated. But I am now, and its a long weekend, so I will play LOTS this week and hopefully start doing longer updates.
Ooh, and a huge huge huge thank you to smustleparty/dancingwithdior for allowing me to use some of her space for my pictures! <333 No more bandwidth! As soon as I'm done this I'll go fix the links for each update, so please let me know if you see any broken links! Actually, I'm an idiot and the pictures are all named out of order, so I'm reuploading them with better names ;-;
Warnings: Lots of toddlers and babies, swearing, woohoo, creepiness in toddlers, 60+ pictures
So, where did we leave off again? Riiight, 4 toddlers, 2 pregnant sims...and a kitchen that only gets worse.
Did I mention Jalene has razor cheekbones? Well, she does. Yay.
Her hair really bothers me but I can't be arsed to change it.
Pop!
RYLEY POTTY FACE. BECAUSE ADMIT IT, YOU ALL WANT TO SEE IT.
Ryley: NEED FUUUD. EATING FOR TWO. FUD GOES HEEEEERE.
(See that? DO YOU SEE THAT? Fear of diapers *headdesk*)
Ryley: NEEED SLEEP. SLEEPING FOR TWO.
quellasims: THAT MAKES NO SENSE.
Ryley: SLEEP PLZ. BABBY NEEDS SLEEP.
No joke, at this point I was yelling "STFU, I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FREAKING NEEDS" at the computer screen.
Brady: Y'know, Sudi, if you actually read up parenting, this wouldn't be happening. I remember when your mother was pregnant with you, we had not problems at all!
Sudi: *snore*
Note: Oh, they had problems. But they came after the pregnancy. I think. I can't be bothered to look back into previous updates, lol.
The tradition continues! Every toddler must be left outside in the dog cat house due to unknown reasons!
Nappy: :D
And their nappies.
Stinky Skunk: I WILL END YOU OLD LADY >:D
Beatrice: NOT THE DRESS! ITS FROM THE ONE TIME quellasims ACTUALLY SENT ME DOWNTOWN FOR CLOTHES D;
(lazy simgod is lazy)
Pop! Yes, I do feel really *funny* for saying 'pop' several thousand times.
AMBERRR ♥♥♥♥ This is the first time I've ever seen her ghost ;-;
Lainey: Hey, hey! Guess what! :D :D :D
quellasims: ...what?
Lainey: LOOK WHAT I HAVE! Ryley calls it 'toddler crap'!!! :D :D :D
Geez, I don't want you if you're so full of rage gurl.
Brady: Something has happened here. It leads to a birth. It causes one's belly to become-oh, screw this! SAY IT. *runs off to bath*
Oh, alright. POP!
And at this point, Sudi gets a more romance-simish makeover! I think she looks so much prettier now :3
Tyler couldn't choose between gelatin, milk or a bath so, uh, he grabs the bottle, sticks his foot into gelatin, which is basically claiming it, and "cleaning" his foot. Yeah, that's it *genious*
OMFG FINALLY. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I WAITED FOR THIS???!!!
Only Ryley's ENTIRE TEENHOOD plus 10 DAYS.
And because I think I don't show his win enough, here is Ryley serving ~perfect~ pancakes while the butler is disgusted with his own burnt toaster pastries.
...well, mostly win.
Birth time!!!!
Ryley: Crap, not another one of those roaches! Oh shit, it's gonna be a roach...
Oh, not just ONE Ryley. Because the random button just loves me.
This is Mila. No, I did not realize until much later that Mila is an acronym for Liam. LOL.
And a boy named Rowan. Sigh. That's 6 children + pregnant Ryley.
Remember Nala? Well, she grew up. And I found this picture amusing to no end.
Yeah, ignore me.
Sudi: Hey, uh, Ryley just wet himself. Don't you wanna...uh, see?
Lainey: Wha huh yeah the toddlers always do that k *faceplant*
Sudi: No, I meant your- never mind.
Sudi: Okay, seriously, your husband's giving birth!
Lainey: OMGWHER??!!!!11 (if he cheated on me i will kill him)
Sudi: -.-
Just one :) A girl named Ariel, green skin, black eyes, brown (wtf) hair.
...it was great while it lasted.
Like father like son?
Rowan: HEY, HELP THOSE IN NEED, YOU HORRIBLE, VILE-
Liam: ...Yeah, sorry, how 'bout no?
Sudi: I'm not like that crazy redhead who pays no attention to anything, I just play it cool. See? Toddler crap. I'm holding it.
..Okay. You keep thinking that hon.
Sudi: OHELLSNO, I DID NOT JUST MAKE BEST FRIENDS WITH THIS PIECE OF TRASH
Farting in a dirty room, because that is the smartest thing you can do.
Sudi: I REALLY DO NOT LIKE THIS LITTLE SHIT AT ALL
Birthday! Such an original caption, I know.
Tyler, who is basically a Ryley clone with a funny nose.
Liam grew up in worst aspiration lmao. I like his looks though! Very...unique compared to the others.
WOAH HEY THERE DAMIEN DO I SENSE A HOT TEEN IN THE MAKING
Jalene looks like Sudi in a weird way. I am a super color-coordinator and matched her headband with her pajamas without noticing.
Your kids just grew up?
Your kids are in red aspiration?
YOU'RE in red aspiration?
The babies are starving?
Who cares, GOTTA RAP!
I discovered this awesome prank kids can do to each other and promptly went to torture Jalene.
Jalene: *brain cells dead*
Honestly, Lainey. She's even worse than the kids and Sudi!
Nala: ...and that, my friend, is why we no longer get visitors.
Dog: Such a shame *wipes tear*
Ryley:HELLLOOO MUST I REALLY TELL YOU I AM STINKY
Jalene: Dad, you stink.
quellasims: Oh, how attractive. GTFO the kitchen and take a bath.
Sudi: FML. I HATE TRASH DO YOU HEAR ME DOORWAY I HATE TRASH.
LOLOLOLOL. This is kind of an inside joke, but basically Liam is A ~PLANE~ and I promised someone that if he continued to do that in his teenhood, he will have a higher chance of being heir because he looks completely out of place and generally stoopid. XD No, I don't know who's gonna be heir yet.
Damien: These cookies taste like rotten fish.
I'm not even gonna ask.
*Headdesk**headdesk*headdesk*
BTW Bailey is still gone. Contessa tried to bring him back but decided that wasn't a good enough reason for her to stay out in the sun. IDK if I even want him back at this point
The butler fails at parenting...
...almost as much as Ryley.
i'd like to go one update without a fire kthxbi
Lainey: Such a magnificent towel rack! Beautiful...wood... and fabrics. I mean the towel, and uh..
Ryley: *amused* I married that?
Ryley: Oh who cares, I CAN HAZ SEXYTIEMZ
Dog: Shit, I so do not need to see this *run*
-.- Elders haz sexytiem too.
Lainey: FUUUUUUD. PLLLZZZ.
Fridge: *bes glaringly obvious*
Lainey: Noo, please, we're really poor and have no food and I'm starving and my kid behind is neglected MONIES PLEASE D;
Huge house: *bes huge*
Damien: *shakes butt rages*
Lainey: PLEASE I BEG YOU
Damien: OH DAMN YOU HUGE HOUSE. YOU RUIN MY LIIIIIFEE MY HAPPY CHILDHOOD DAYS ARE RUIIINNNED BY YOU I SHALL END YOUU
Huge house: *bes huge still*
Lainey: *sigh* well, I guess the sexytiem was worth it :D
Damien: *sigh* Mother, such an incredibly intelligent mother...
And birthday time again. I'm so ~enthusiastic~
Rowan. Uh, no comment? That hair (or lack of) is incredibly unfortunate, I think i changed it later on but IDK.
Ariel.. I'm not entirely sure what to think yet ;-; Cuter than Rowan, but CHEEKBONES OF DOOOOM AND DESPAIR
And finally, Mila is a female version of Ryley. WTF??
And that is all. Now I really need to catch up on the spares, they're really really behind at this point.
One more thing, would anybody be interested in downloading any of the McGees? I have most of them extracted already, but I don't want to package/take photos/upload if no one wants them :P Though I probably will anyways, it'd be nice to know!
Ooh, and a huge huge huge thank you to smustleparty/dancingwithdior for allowing me to use some of her space for my pictures! <333 No more bandwidth! As soon as I'm done this I'll go fix the links for each update, so please let me know if you see any broken links! Actually, I'm an idiot and the pictures are all named out of order, so I'm reuploading them with better names ;-;
Warnings: Lots of toddlers and babies, swearing, woohoo, creepiness in toddlers, 60+ pictures
So, where did we leave off again? Riiight, 4 toddlers, 2 pregnant sims...and a kitchen that only gets worse.
Did I mention Jalene has razor cheekbones? Well, she does. Yay.
Her hair really bothers me but I can't be arsed to change it.
Pop!
RYLEY POTTY FACE. BECAUSE ADMIT IT, YOU ALL WANT TO SEE IT.
Ryley: NEED FUUUD. EATING FOR TWO. FUD GOES HEEEEERE.
(See that? DO YOU SEE THAT? Fear of diapers *headdesk*)
Ryley: NEEED SLEEP. SLEEPING FOR TWO.
quellasims: THAT MAKES NO SENSE.
Ryley: SLEEP PLZ. BABBY NEEDS SLEEP.
No joke, at this point I was yelling "STFU, I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FREAKING NEEDS" at the computer screen.
Brady: Y'know, Sudi, if you actually read up parenting, this wouldn't be happening. I remember when your mother was pregnant with you, we had not problems at all!
Sudi: *snore*
Note: Oh, they had problems. But they came after the pregnancy. I think. I can't be bothered to look back into previous updates, lol.
The tradition continues! Every toddler must be left outside in the dog cat house due to unknown reasons!
Nappy: :D
And their nappies.
Stinky Skunk: I WILL END YOU OLD LADY >:D
Beatrice: NOT THE DRESS! ITS FROM THE ONE TIME quellasims ACTUALLY SENT ME DOWNTOWN FOR CLOTHES D;
(lazy simgod is lazy)
Pop! Yes, I do feel really *funny* for saying 'pop' several thousand times.
AMBERRR ♥♥♥♥ This is the first time I've ever seen her ghost ;-;
Lainey: Hey, hey! Guess what! :D :D :D
quellasims: ...what?
Lainey: LOOK WHAT I HAVE! Ryley calls it 'toddler crap'!!! :D :D :D
Geez, I don't want you if you're so full of rage gurl.
Brady: Something has happened here. It leads to a birth. It causes one's belly to become-oh, screw this! SAY IT. *runs off to bath*
Oh, alright. POP!
And at this point, Sudi gets a more romance-simish makeover! I think she looks so much prettier now :3
Tyler couldn't choose between gelatin, milk or a bath so, uh, he grabs the bottle, sticks his foot into gelatin, which is basically claiming it, and "cleaning" his foot. Yeah, that's it *genious*
OMFG FINALLY. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I WAITED FOR THIS???!!!
Only Ryley's ENTIRE TEENHOOD plus 10 DAYS.
And because I think I don't show his win enough, here is Ryley serving ~perfect~ pancakes while the butler is disgusted with his own burnt toaster pastries.
...well, mostly win.
Birth time!!!!
Ryley: Crap, not another one of those roaches! Oh shit, it's gonna be a roach...
Oh, not just ONE Ryley. Because the random button just loves me.
This is Mila. No, I did not realize until much later that Mila is an acronym for Liam. LOL.
And a boy named Rowan. Sigh. That's 6 children + pregnant Ryley.
Remember Nala? Well, she grew up. And I found this picture amusing to no end.
Yeah, ignore me.
Sudi: Hey, uh, Ryley just wet himself. Don't you wanna...uh, see?
Lainey: Wha huh yeah the toddlers always do that k *faceplant*
Sudi: No, I meant your- never mind.
Sudi: Okay, seriously, your husband's giving birth!
Lainey: OMGWHER??!!!!11 (if he cheated on me i will kill him)
Sudi: -.-
Just one :) A girl named Ariel, green skin, black eyes, brown (wtf) hair.
...it was great while it lasted.
Like father like son?
Rowan: HEY, HELP THOSE IN NEED, YOU HORRIBLE, VILE-
Liam: ...Yeah, sorry, how 'bout no?
Sudi: I'm not like that crazy redhead who pays no attention to anything, I just play it cool. See? Toddler crap. I'm holding it.
..Okay. You keep thinking that hon.
Sudi: OHELLSNO, I DID NOT JUST MAKE BEST FRIENDS WITH THIS PIECE OF TRASH
Farting in a dirty room, because that is the smartest thing you can do.
Sudi: I REALLY DO NOT LIKE THIS LITTLE SHIT AT ALL
Birthday! Such an original caption, I know.
Tyler, who is basically a Ryley clone with a funny nose.
Liam grew up in worst aspiration lmao. I like his looks though! Very...unique compared to the others.
WOAH HEY THERE DAMIEN DO I SENSE A HOT TEEN IN THE MAKING
Jalene looks like Sudi in a weird way. I am a super color-coordinator and matched her headband with her pajamas without noticing.
Your kids just grew up?
Your kids are in red aspiration?
YOU'RE in red aspiration?
The babies are starving?
Who cares, GOTTA RAP!
I discovered this awesome prank kids can do to each other and promptly went to torture Jalene.
Jalene: *brain cells dead*
Honestly, Lainey. She's even worse than the kids and Sudi!
Nala: ...and that, my friend, is why we no longer get visitors.
Dog: Such a shame *wipes tear*
Ryley:HELLLOOO MUST I REALLY TELL YOU I AM STINKY
Jalene: Dad, you stink.
quellasims: Oh, how attractive. GTFO the kitchen and take a bath.
Sudi: FML. I HATE TRASH DO YOU HEAR ME DOORWAY I HATE TRASH.
LOLOLOLOL. This is kind of an inside joke, but basically Liam is A ~PLANE~ and I promised someone that if he continued to do that in his teenhood, he will have a higher chance of being heir because he looks completely out of place and generally stoopid. XD No, I don't know who's gonna be heir yet.
Damien: These cookies taste like rotten fish.
I'm not even gonna ask.
*Headdesk**headdesk*headdesk*
BTW Bailey is still gone. Contessa tried to bring him back but decided that wasn't a good enough reason for her to stay out in the sun. IDK if I even want him back at this point
The butler fails at parenting...
...almost as much as Ryley.
i'd like to go one update without a fire kthxbi
Lainey: Such a magnificent towel rack! Beautiful...wood... and fabrics. I mean the towel, and uh..
Ryley: *amused* I married that?
Ryley: Oh who cares, I CAN HAZ SEXYTIEMZ
Dog: Shit, I so do not need to see this *run*
-.- Elders haz sexytiem too.
Lainey: FUUUUUUD. PLLLZZZ.
Fridge: *bes glaringly obvious*
Lainey: Noo, please, we're really poor and have no food and I'm starving and my kid behind is neglected MONIES PLEASE D;
Huge house: *bes huge*
Damien: *shakes butt rages*
Lainey: PLEASE I BEG YOU
Damien: OH DAMN YOU HUGE HOUSE. YOU RUIN MY LIIIIIFEE MY HAPPY CHILDHOOD DAYS ARE RUIIINNNED BY YOU I SHALL END YOUU
Huge house: *bes huge still*
Lainey: *sigh* well, I guess the sexytiem was worth it :D
Damien: *sigh* Mother, such an incredibly intelligent mother...
And birthday time again. I'm so ~enthusiastic~
Rowan. Uh, no comment? That hair (or lack of) is incredibly unfortunate, I think i changed it later on but IDK.
Ariel.. I'm not entirely sure what to think yet ;-; Cuter than Rowan, but CHEEKBONES OF DOOOOM AND DESPAIR
And finally, Mila is a female version of Ryley. WTF??
And that is all. Now I really need to catch up on the spares, they're really really behind at this point.
One more thing, would anybody be interested in downloading any of the McGees? I have most of them extracted already, but I don't want to package/take photos/upload if no one wants them :P Though I probably will anyways, it'd be nice to know!