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1kirin1 November 26 2009, 05:54:15 UTC
hehe I'm gonna steal/read that book at some point. :D

1. probably the deadly dart... since ejaculation isn't a regular thing for women.
2. The paper clip could be fun. In more ways than one. >> <<
3. Probably on the top of my head, because if it were my foot I would probably want a wheelchair, and that's just inconvenient.
4. Koolaid sweat. Mayo tears would be really messy.
5. A paintball war at the reception, if I got to change first.
6. Spinach-girl is better. I really don't see what it has to do with anything.
7. Pencil-sharpening nostril, definitely. A well-sharpened pencil is hard to find. And of course taking important exams would get really fun.
8. ...the halo? I could decorate it...
9. Never had a third-grade P.E. teacher, but I could pretend. Dentist is a no. Too old. Ew. He has a daughter my age.
10. Play-doh. If I get bored I can amuse myself by forming extra nipples. Also I'm not sure what nerf is.

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quelleperedhil November 26 2009, 05:58:30 UTC
Go on ahead! There are seven hundred of them! Yaaaay random clearance books!

2. LOL!
6. It would probably be a little inconvenient if her hand was in spinach all the time. Would she have a bubble tank around it or something?
10. XD Nerf is a hard kind of foam. Have you ever heard of Nerf Footballs?

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1kirin1 November 26 2009, 06:33:31 UTC
Sweet.

6. Yeah, probably a bubble tank. Kinda like a hamster ball.
10. Ah yes those... I would still go for the play-doh though.

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quelleperedhil November 26 2009, 06:42:50 UTC
6. Super awkwardddd

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quelleperedhil November 26 2009, 06:11:31 UTC
Now I have Finding Nemo dialog in my head :|

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quelleperedhil November 26 2009, 06:18:06 UTC
So you have a squishy uniboob?

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llamachan November 26 2009, 11:29:00 UTC
Does 5 have to be an either/or? Can't it be both?

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quelleperedhil November 26 2009, 16:49:44 UTC
Nope, it's OR :|

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willowscry November 26 2009, 16:43:42 UTC
You're wierd. ^.^
1. Die
2. Clippy (yes, it does have a name)
3. top of head
4. koolaid sweat (Sanada says the mayonaisse tears >.> wonder why.-.-'')
5....I want both. :P
6.The great body. (monstly 'cause I can't stand spinach)
7. ketchup dispenser
8.sausage halo!
9. ...They were both handsome in their own way, really. I think I'd take my 3rd grade PE teacher (...though that's made worse considering his wife was my 3rd grade teacher ^.^'')
10. NERF!!!!

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quelleperedhil November 26 2009, 16:51:13 UTC
Only a little.

4. Then he would watch sad movies all the time

XDDD

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larbling November 27 2009, 10:33:51 UTC
This was the lolziest post on my f-list today, A+++

I love clearance books, idk why people miss out on these gems.

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quelleperedhil November 27 2009, 17:38:01 UTC
I'm always happy to entertain ;]

Because they don't take the time to comb through cheap stuff, I guess. And I prob wouldn't have bought it if it were not so cheap.

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