I know this sounds cheesy and Jay might think it beneath him, but you two should co-author a short novel. I'll even write the working title for you...ready?
but not because it wouldn't be sweet, I just have a problem with writing romance stories and not turning them into some tawdry novella.
you're almost required to have shivers, gasps, mascara, heaving, fondling, and fingertips in those kinds of stories. Crissy and I are a little too.. mean spirited and self-effacing to have tender moments that don't involve some kind of sarcasm in her case, or spectacular failure in mine.
I mean come on, I've had spermicide in the eye before. There's no WAY you'd find that in a romance novel. Maybe a George Carlin romance novel..
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jay may think it beneath him, but he wouldn't say anything. we mock and think we're better than others in the privacy of our apartment.
maybe one day, you could come to kalamazoo and mock along side us.
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but not because it wouldn't be sweet, I just have a problem with writing romance stories and not turning them into some tawdry novella.
you're almost required to have shivers, gasps, mascara, heaving, fondling, and fingertips in those kinds of stories. Crissy and I are a little too.. mean spirited and self-effacing to have tender moments that don't involve some kind of sarcasm in her case, or spectacular failure in mine.
I mean come on, I've had spermicide in the eye before. There's no WAY you'd find that in a romance novel. Maybe a George Carlin romance novel..
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