i just had the most terrible dream--

i was hungry so i made a pizza. then i left..
when i got back, the pizza was eaten!!

i wanted that pizza so bad.

why am i still awake? i don't know..

i'm cutting my hair a lot because i'd like to get it right

i'm putting off too many things

but everything is fabulous

i'm sick again and it's.. tiring. a very hazy lung feeling. very sluggish coughs.

but i am going to enjoy this TWO DOLLARS AND THREE CENTS pack of camels!
you heard me right.

last night i wondered what time panera opens, so i decided to call to get one of those automated messages that list off the hours and et cetera. it was a little past 1 ( Read more... )

i like the sensation of crooked teeth on my lips!

things i don't know make me nervous. because i don't think i want to know.

i wish i could stop being allergic to alcohol. remember the glory days?

trying on clothes gives me rashes. i only have one shot at it.

i have a job interview tomorrow. i really hope this large letter "P" i wrote on my hand washes off by then.

there are so many terrible ways to die in a bowling alley.
".. and then the bowling ball returned with bits of blood and brain on it..!"

the storm clouds came in so quickly. what great weather!

( haha wow! )

i don't have eyelids or maybe i have too much.
either way, i guess that's just how it goes.

nobody else is awake

i'm not sure why i feel sick after i eat things i don't make myself.
yeesh what an awful thing. i don't know how that happened.
i mean i never noticed it before.
i mean those buffalo wild wings nachos were a terrible idea.
i mean oof.