Conversations Held at Work

[questionable537]

The place I work at is a wonderful place filled with culture shock. Well, at least on my side. Who knew that hardware stores could confuse me this badly? I spend a good portion of the day going "bwuh?" at the people around me, so I guess these people do the same at me. So I decided to group a few pieces of the more outstanding conversations,

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[questionable537]

'Tis my life.

Which is why I really miss you guys.

[taifunotoko]

i like that somehow Iowa = Amish.

and that athiests believe in Jesus, though i guess in the sense that they believe that the hispanic guy down the road is named Jesus they believe in him.

[questionable537]

I've had classes with Jesus. He always smelled like cigarettes.

[taifunotoko]

Oh and a note of importance:

1) my parents have invited you over for christmas dinner, give us a call sometime so we can finalize a time.

[questionable537]

Sorry about missing that---This post was the last time in December that I had access to the internet, and I lost my voice conveniently in time for when a phone would have been handy. My fault entirely---can you send on my apologies?

[taifunotoko]

indeed

[questionable537]

The sad thing is that the guy who mentioned Iowa is one of my coworkers, not a customer. What do you say to someone who answers like that?