What a wonderful dose of chauvanism

Nov 21, 2005 18:33

15 Things Only Men Can Do ( Read more... )

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hockeyheretic35 November 22 2005, 03:05:21 UTC
Absolutely sickening.

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ebay313 November 22 2005, 03:10:41 UTC
wow I missed the heading and at first thought you were agreeing. It made me sad. Thank gosh I was just being stupid!

7. Any person male of female with me at night makes me feel safer.
12. What?
13. wow.... good to know us wimmins is just evil grudge holdin bitches.

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nothingmuch November 22 2005, 13:45:57 UTC
1. A man shuts up when nothing more needs to be said.

AAAHAHAHAHAHA!! What does that make my husband, a woman? Not off to a very good start here.

2. He hears that knock in the engine as if it were a voice speaking only to him.

I'm a female mechanic, so, no.

6. He digs the Panama Canal and, later the same day, assembles a swing set.

I set up my kid's swing set while his father slept.

7. A woman can defend herself from an attacker, but a man walking next to her keeps her from feeling afraid in the first place.

The attacker is most likely to be male. So men do both the attacking and the "protecting," and they expect a pat on the back for that?

8. He keeps score at a ballgame

So do I. Idiot.

9. He makes the world safe from Oprahfication.

So do I. I never watch Oprah. Totally boring show.

10. He receives and truly enjoys a $6 haircut.

So do I.

12. He finds a way to fit her 17 bags in the car for a trip to the pool.Only an idiot would take 17 bags to the pool. And if I did take that many bags, I'd be the one to fit them ( ... )

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nothingmuch November 22 2005, 14:13:55 UTC
A woman can defend herself from an attacker, but a man walking next to her keeps her from feeling afraid in the first place.

That's got to be the most infuriating part.

Women would feel MORE safe from attack if there was no such thing as men.

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lecter_h November 25 2005, 18:36:35 UTC
I kinda liked those.
:)

*runs away

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qui_ti November 26 2005, 06:47:42 UTC
Is that the best you've got, Hannibal? *eyeroll* Come back when you have something better to say.

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lecter_h November 27 2005, 00:08:32 UTC
Geez was just joking.

"Can i have you for dinner?"
I'm sure we can work on our disagreements.
;)

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qui_ti November 27 2005, 00:15:47 UTC
I know. <3 I was joking too... somewhat. xP

I'm having an old friend for dinner, tonight, mind joining me?

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