scawwy dweams

[quick_impulses]

The mental image I have of myself is of Goldie Hawn in those few minutes of Death Becomes Her when she's 400 lbs. in sweats, cackling in front of the TV. I don't give a shit that I'm a big ol' emo mess and people have probably whispered behind my back about that all my life. It's part of my fucked-up charm. Where's a turkey leg so I can throw it

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[handstil]

I have a lot of super realistic dreams and the scary ones are REALLY cheesy. I'm running from someone who wants to bury me alive, of COURSE I need to be wearing a giant doritos hat.

[suenoverde]

Yes, more, more, more! Your nightmares are fuel for my boring workday. So good.