Happy Birthday, nwspaprtaxis!

[quickreaver]

Sometimes, we just need a little schmoop to commemorate the day we landed, kicking and screaming, into this world. This is for you, nwspaprtaxis! May you have a gazillion more of these suckers! *huuugggs*







"I swear to GOD, Sam, if you gave me a douche-y faux-hawk, I will ... kick your ass from here to ... and then I'll bite your ear off and chew it into paste and spit it on your computer and ... yakkity yakkity yakkity ..."