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oh, i've been going through old conversations. sometimes, they're so amusing.
sail to the moon is stella. i'm retrospect. goodness, weren't we nerds?
sail to the moon says:
i make you see stars baby!
retrospect says:
helllll yeah!
sail to the moon says:
you know what, huhuh?
sail to the moon says:
why does sebastian talk so weird?
retrospect says:
HUHHUH.
sail to the moon says:
i mean, why the hell's he jamaican!?
sail to the moon says:
LOL
retrospect says:
a jamaican crab in FRANCE.
retrospect says:
i get it!
retrospect says:
in so far as, i don't get it at all.
sail to the moon says:
oh i totally understand your logic.
sail to the moon says:
and why the hell does everyone have an american accent?
retrospect says:
because they're in the OCEAN.
retrospect says:
obviously, anyone who lives in the ocean, is american.
retrospect says:
especially, if the ocean is actually a sea.
retrospect says:
and actually near france.
retrospect says:
because french oceans are very american.
sail to the moon says:
LOL
retrospect says:
especially if you're a mermaid.
retrospect says:
and you have a talking jamaican crab.
sail to the moon says:
are they?!
sail to the moon says:
and does everyone have a perfect body like ariel?
sail to the moon says:
LOL
retrospect says:
only if half of their body is covered in scales.
sail to the moon says:
yeah..
retrospect says:
and they wear bras made out of sea shells.
sail to the moon says:
but those breasts!
retrospect says:
seriously!
sail to the moon says:
they must be so pert to be supported by seashells.
retrospect says:
well, she swims a lot.
retrospect says:
builds muscles.
sail to the moon says:
but dude, she uses her huge tail not her breasts!
retrospect says:
no, no.
retrospect says:
you don't notice.
retrospect says:
but really, her breasts do all the swimming.
retrospect says:
the tail only helps.
sail to the moon says:
oooooh, do they spin around or something?
retrospect says:
like helicopters.
retrospect says:
helicoptebreasts.
sail to the moon says:
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
sail to the moon says:
OH THATS SO GROSS
sail to the moon says:
no wonder the bloody crab's jamaican.
retrospect says:
seriously.
retrospect says:
they needed something to distract the audience from her superbreasts.
retrospect says:
a jamaican crab was the perfection diversion.
sail to the moon says:
i bet sebastian wore her seashells, you know.
retrospect says:
yeah, probably stole her tiara when she wasn't looking.
retrospect says:
drag crab!
sail to the moon says:
LOL
sail to the moon says:
trannycrab!
sail to the moon says:
do crabs have hairy regions do you think?
sail to the moon says:
do they then catch crabs?
sail to the moon says:
hahahahhahahahahahhahha
retrospect says:
a crab with crabs!
sail to the moon says:
yessah!
sail to the moon says:
infestation of a crustation!
retrospect says:
ahahahaha, it's brilliant!
sail to the moon says:
i think we could make millions on this
retrospect says:
i belive it.
retrospect says:
this could go national.
retrospect says:
international!
sail to the moon says:
oh we gonna be so famous
sail to the moon says:
we could make a whole new version of the little mermaid
retrospect says:
the ariel horror picture show.
retrospect says:
when crabs dress in drag!
sail to the moon says:
lol!
sail to the moon says:
we could have tritan doing unspeakable things with the trojan
retrospect says:
ahahahaha!
sail to the moon says:
and we could have ursula having testicles instead of tentacles
sail to the moon says:
LOL
retrospect says:
oh, i'm dying.
retrospect says:
that's really a lot of testicles.
retrospect says:
she could catch an inflammatory disease at the end.
retrospect says:
and be suffocated by them.
retrospect says:
ohmygod. i have to get ready to go to the movies.
retrospect says:
i love you.
retrospect says:
i'm saving this conversation.
ha. i have run out of beautiful things to say, and behind it all-- a sense of humor! who would have guessed? allbeit, slightly juvenile. slightly moronic, ironic, catatonic. just slightly.
sail to the moon is stella. i'm retrospect. goodness, weren't we nerds?
sail to the moon says:
i make you see stars baby!
retrospect says:
helllll yeah!
sail to the moon says:
you know what, huhuh?
sail to the moon says:
why does sebastian talk so weird?
retrospect says:
HUHHUH.
sail to the moon says:
i mean, why the hell's he jamaican!?
sail to the moon says:
LOL
retrospect says:
a jamaican crab in FRANCE.
retrospect says:
i get it!
retrospect says:
in so far as, i don't get it at all.
sail to the moon says:
oh i totally understand your logic.
sail to the moon says:
and why the hell does everyone have an american accent?
retrospect says:
because they're in the OCEAN.
retrospect says:
obviously, anyone who lives in the ocean, is american.
retrospect says:
especially, if the ocean is actually a sea.
retrospect says:
and actually near france.
retrospect says:
because french oceans are very american.
sail to the moon says:
LOL
retrospect says:
especially if you're a mermaid.
retrospect says:
and you have a talking jamaican crab.
sail to the moon says:
are they?!
sail to the moon says:
and does everyone have a perfect body like ariel?
sail to the moon says:
LOL
retrospect says:
only if half of their body is covered in scales.
sail to the moon says:
yeah..
retrospect says:
and they wear bras made out of sea shells.
sail to the moon says:
but those breasts!
retrospect says:
seriously!
sail to the moon says:
they must be so pert to be supported by seashells.
retrospect says:
well, she swims a lot.
retrospect says:
builds muscles.
sail to the moon says:
but dude, she uses her huge tail not her breasts!
retrospect says:
no, no.
retrospect says:
you don't notice.
retrospect says:
but really, her breasts do all the swimming.
retrospect says:
the tail only helps.
sail to the moon says:
oooooh, do they spin around or something?
retrospect says:
like helicopters.
retrospect says:
helicoptebreasts.
sail to the moon says:
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
sail to the moon says:
OH THATS SO GROSS
sail to the moon says:
no wonder the bloody crab's jamaican.
retrospect says:
seriously.
retrospect says:
they needed something to distract the audience from her superbreasts.
retrospect says:
a jamaican crab was the perfection diversion.
sail to the moon says:
i bet sebastian wore her seashells, you know.
retrospect says:
yeah, probably stole her tiara when she wasn't looking.
retrospect says:
drag crab!
sail to the moon says:
LOL
sail to the moon says:
trannycrab!
sail to the moon says:
do crabs have hairy regions do you think?
sail to the moon says:
do they then catch crabs?
sail to the moon says:
hahahahhahahahahahhahha
retrospect says:
a crab with crabs!
sail to the moon says:
yessah!
sail to the moon says:
infestation of a crustation!
retrospect says:
ahahahaha, it's brilliant!
sail to the moon says:
i think we could make millions on this
retrospect says:
i belive it.
retrospect says:
this could go national.
retrospect says:
international!
sail to the moon says:
oh we gonna be so famous
sail to the moon says:
we could make a whole new version of the little mermaid
retrospect says:
the ariel horror picture show.
retrospect says:
when crabs dress in drag!
sail to the moon says:
lol!
sail to the moon says:
we could have tritan doing unspeakable things with the trojan
retrospect says:
ahahahaha!
sail to the moon says:
and we could have ursula having testicles instead of tentacles
sail to the moon says:
LOL
retrospect says:
oh, i'm dying.
retrospect says:
that's really a lot of testicles.
retrospect says:
she could catch an inflammatory disease at the end.
retrospect says:
and be suffocated by them.
retrospect says:
ohmygod. i have to get ready to go to the movies.
retrospect says:
i love you.
retrospect says:
i'm saving this conversation.
ha. i have run out of beautiful things to say, and behind it all-- a sense of humor! who would have guessed? allbeit, slightly juvenile. slightly moronic, ironic, catatonic. just slightly.