"Check out this motha fucka"

[quickshootmenow]

Today was a bit of an accomplishment for myself. I managed to finish just about everything on the to do list my mom left me this morning. There is no word or phrase that accurately describes how utterly aggravated I was when I saw the page length list of tasks. I read the paper and ate breakfast, diving head first into my predetermined agenda for

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[chubbygolfer]

ummmm hellloooooo?????

can you remember all my shit? you got a lipstick or something?

[clockspider]

I read that as Megan having a benign tumor, and I was like WTF, why are you so casual?

[leakingninja]

i do have a tumor, jackie just doesnt care

[a_twig]

Let's just say that everyone should enjoy their young asses because it was unnecessary to watch this old guy "grab his flab."

XD, thanks for the advice? And yeah you forgot about the part with the umbilical cord.