I just really want to say to everyone who was at Olivia's last night, that I'm sorry for being a fucking idiot. Now I know why Alcoholics Anonymous is anonymous because they're all idiots the morning after ( Read more... )

For those who love the philosophy of hypocrisy and ambiguity...

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

5. The main reason Santa is so ( Read more... )

Add one point for everything you have done.

1) smoked
2) consumed alcohol
3) slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
4) slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
5) made out with someone of the opposite sex
6) made out with someone of the same sex
7) had someone in your room of the opposite sex
8) watched porn
9) bought porn
10) done ( Read more... )

Ah, Katie called me last night at like 9:30pm and i had already fallen asleep. It's now 6am and I'm wide awake. I need to make myself stay up later because this way I'm just bored for longer hours in the day. Hope Putt-putting was fun guys ( Read more... )

England/Ireland was amazing! I feel so cultured and I just want to travel more ( Read more... )

Countdown: four days till I go to England ( Read more... )

I have come to the conclusion that it completely sucks when you're parents are gone for nearly two weeks and you really get used to the doing, going, or participating in whatever whenever, wherever, and with whoever you want, then they come home and it sucks. I have a curfew again. I can't be really loud at 3:30 in the mornign like I wish I was ( Read more... )

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
whatever state they may be in, usually open because my closet usually has something obstructing the closing path.

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
the only time I don't is at mamun and we donate them to a women's shelter.

3. Have you ever 'done it' in a hotel room?
i' ( Read more... )

My parents have been out of town. It's been amazing for the most part ( Read more... )

The following are a few recommended things Gina, Megan and I thought up in regards to the Toga Party we're all excited to hold in my house while the parents are in Europe. I hope I don't seem like a stiff, I'm merely cautious and really really really really dont' want to get caught. I love you all and I hope you all can come.

1. I'm pretty sure we ( Read more... )