*gasp*

Sep 17, 2006 18:14

No, your eyes do not deceive you - it is true, for I Have Updated.
That sound you hear right now might well be a parade, because apparently I have not in fact forgotten how to use a computer, and am actually posting in this antique thing - I say antique because I am fairly sure that the last time I wrote anything in here was more than a month ago ( Read more... )

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bluedragon716 September 18 2006, 02:02:24 UTC
Although parts of this I did have to read twice to understand whatthehell you were talking about, all in all i'm glad you have not forgotten about the internet. Now you should go email Hannah (because you haven't, have you?) On second thought, I'll let her nag you because maybe that will tempt her to comment/post. *looks pointedly at Hannah who she knows is reading this*

Can you tell that I'm supposed to be writing an essay? Yeah. About that.

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quickthorne September 18 2006, 02:15:17 UTC
I specialize in confusing people. You've made me a very happy girl.

Um. Hannah. Heh. *shifty eyes*

Yes, I say, for those of us suposed to be doing actual work!

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bluedragon716 September 18 2006, 02:18:09 UTC
Don't you shifty eyes me. I know your tricks.

Things would be so much easier if i could just say

At last, after a day’s worth of poetic waiting, the erotic climax arrives and suddenly the narrator disappears. What? cry the readers, Woe! We are lost without the strong narrative voice. All we are left with is this vague cupid stuff going on - there is no more explicit detail!

instead of trying to find a way to make it sound good.

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quickthorne September 18 2006, 02:46:42 UTC
Dude, I would so read that essay.

Where, oh where, has my narrator gone? I fear that my heaving bosom will be left tragically undetailed, with only a vague sense that any heaving has taken place! Alas! for this is the erotic climax that we have been waiting so patiently for! I express my deep sorrow that this is not a Harlequinn, for then I would most definitely have wonderous writing!

... Like I said to Hannah. I fear the problem is a lack of caffeine. I must go rectify that before any more silliness abounds.

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darreldoomvomit September 18 2006, 04:24:10 UTC
yo jen, so you got the job eh? see, i wouldn't know this, on account of i havn't heard from you in a while.

and don't talk because i totally txtd you before i remembered that your phone is kaputz. yeah... then i thought about phoneing you.

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quickthorne September 18 2006, 04:27:20 UTC
NEW PHONE NEW PHONE!!!

I love it, it is so nice. New number, as well - 778 558 6475 so text me tomorrow when I'm at work and then I can have something to do over lunch instead of speaning more money on really cheap tv.

and. um. well, you've been working too!!!

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darreldoomvomit September 18 2006, 05:16:23 UTC
yuhuh. ok, dood, what is the best thing buffy has ever had in her mouth?

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