I'm addicted to headbands. I donned one for a particularly sweaty evening a few nights ago and now cannot give it up. I think it's going to get me pulled over. Unless I look like Simon in Girls on Film. Then it will get girls to go crazy. On film ( Read more... )

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.  (Jesus)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.  (TV sucks, usually)
✓ I own lots of books.  (You suck if you dislike books)

× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games.  (fuck yes, nerd at heard, r0x0r2)
✓ I've tried marijuana.  ( Read more... )

I took Kevin on a tour de Portage today, and shock, it was lame. On our way back he made me listen to some ghetto bullshit about getting high and anal sex. Despite how much I despised the song, it had some rhymes and got me thinking: I could write some rhymes, maybe better rhymes, and not hood-style. I decided to write a poem, something I've not ( Read more... )

I love E.L.Fudges. Aside from my homemade chocolate chip cookies, they are my favorite delicacy of the sweet variety. Two Mays ago while in Florida I made my mother buy a pack of them; now she and my aunt cannot buy enough of them. They go pretty well with gin and 7up, which I am drinking tonight. I've had gin before, but never independent of other ( Read more... )

I can hardly come to Portage without writing an entry in here about it. My aunt and uncle rode up from Florida in their RV and hung out for the weekend. I'd seen their RV before, but in our driveway it looked fucking huge. Dave and I rolled down Friday evening and chilled with the fam for a while, then headed out on the pontoon and did our thing. ( Read more... )

I think I may have finally found my voice. I wrote the other day about open-throat crooners and have since decided that I want to become one. I truly am a baritone, and as such I've had real trouble projecting through the top half of the tenor range. I can sing those notes in a low falsetto, but I don't, because it really can sound like hell. I ( Read more... )

My sandals suck. I bought them on a whim at some surf shop in Florida last year - I think they were under ten dollars. They're not horribly comfortable, and you sort of have to break your feet into them each season (these things have eaten my feet up before), but they get the job done. Ever since they got wet the soles have been permanently ( Read more... )

Eighties music is so sweet. The other night I was wasted at my friends' house listening to this Talking Heads CD and I became obsessed with this one song. I didn't really think much of the song at first, but when they reached the chrous David Byrne started just going "Blah......Blah.....blah blah BLAH BLAH BLAH." It seriously cracked me up. Then ( Read more... )

Have any of you seen that internet video with that kid singing the Pizazz (cmon I'm gonna give it to ya) to a sweet (gay) video? I swear I met that kid last weekend. His real name is RJ, not Peter or whatever like the video says. Unfortunately, I've only ever seen it in stupid Mac quicktime format, so if you want to see it you may have to allow the ( Read more... )

GOSH I feel funny.

I think you should know something: I probably value the possible friendship we have way too much to ever hit on you. Let me tell you a story, k? K. Going into my junior year of high school I was the new kid at a very cliquey school and well, at least I was cool enough to be in band and play on the golf team. Anyways, I met this ( Read more... )