Fic: Supernatural/Harry Potter
Catalin: lol
zach reminds me of umbridge
Me: I KNOW
... s-sob
Catalin: SHIP THEM
Me: I have a feeling they would either HIT IT OFF AMAZINGLY or... kill each other
Catalin: LOL
Me: ....WHY ARE YOU ENABLING ME
Catalin: because its fun =]
Me:
"You know," says Umbridge. "Stomach cancer is nothing. What that boy really needed was a heart attack."
Zachariah considers it. "Why, my dear, I do believe you're right."
He snaps his fingers and somewhere, a Winchester thinks, "Oh, fuck my life."
Then again, when has a Winchester ever not thought that?
Catalin: LOL
WRITE MOAR ZACHARIAH/UMBRIDGE. I'll make you banana bread =P
AND LO, I DID.
Title: Zachariah and Umbridge Is the Best OTP Ever Amirite?
Summary: I was promised banana bread if I wrote more of the monstrosity that is Zachariah/Umbridge.
Pairing: THE TITLE SAYS IT ALL.
Rating: PG?
Warning(s): C-R-A-C-K and retcon (let's pretend Deathly Hallows takes place the same time as season 5 if you really want to take this seriously... which you shouldn't)
Disclaimer: Apologies to both Eric Kripke and J.K. Rowling for taking their creations and twisting them into something so ridiculous it really shouldn't exist.
( Perhaps it was the waves of "Hi! I'm a dick!" rolling off of him like a tsunami. )