To Bunk Across the Hall

[quiesce]

Title: To Bunk Across the Hall
Author*: quiesce
Pairing: Mal/Wash
Disclaimer: Not Joss.
Notes: Written for the Telegram (with max 9 words) challenge at fireflyslash.
Word Count: 221 Words

* originally posted under a different author name



FROM truly esteemed pilot
TO bunk across the hall
psst Mal STOP coming over tonight STOP my turn on top FULL STOP

FROM completely innocent and clueless person
TO idiot who’s going to get us both killed
don’t know what you’re talking about STOP going to sleep FULL STOP

FROM ruggedly handsome man
TO the boss
you know STOP you and me with the making love FULL STOP

FROM person who fears Zoe’s wrath
TO husband of said Zoe
if found she’ll kill us STOP too pretty to die FULL STOP

FROM guy who would know
TO owner of the prettiest ass of them all
who do you think suggested STOP can thank her tomorrow FULL STOP

FROM cautious but intrigued captain
TO person who had better not be joking
not a trap? STOP we can go on as before? FULL STOP

FROM husband of the bestest wife ever
TO overly paranoid guy
you don’t want to disobey my wife STOP trust me FULL STOP

FROM someone who learned that lesson years ago
TO man who is sadly mistaken if he thinks it’s his turn on top tonight
ok convinced STOP bunk unlocked STOP when are you coming? FULL STOP

FROM master punster
TO someone who should find where we left the lube
now STOP and hopefully soon after FULL STOP