A shocking lack of self-awareness

[quiescere]

So one of my friends, whom I won't name on the Internet but whose name is frequently preceded by the adjective "Crazy," has, several times over the last couple of years, made a point of lecturing me on how much more friendly, social, a "people person," outgoing, etc. I am than he is. Upon careful consideration, his argument contains a few minor

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[eccyntric]

He's certainly more outgoing than you. But he's fairly antisocial when he isn't trashed, isn't he? Drunk kinda doesn't count...

My drinking is waaay less now than it once was, which is good, but relearning how to interact with humans without it has been a bit tricky. I mostly want to leave places super early and go to bed.

[lorigami]

never underestimate the power of booze.
sadly, most people do not use that power wisely.