Oh dear.

[quietbang94]

Still sick in bed, and I would just like to say...
that awkward moment when you realise that you've seen your MP's nipples is not a good one. Even if your MP is reasonably attractive.

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[synekdokee]

O_o

*bundles you up*

[quietbang94]

To be fair, my brain is full of Benalyn and not firing on all cylinders, but I was supposed to do this letter thing on behalf of the student union to point out to our MP that the non-violent non-crazy members of our body are quite keen not to be arrested (herp de derp messed up québec politics goes here)and I started to write and just realised.... I know what your nipples look like. I'm not sure I'm okay with this.

[rheasilvia]

Eeeek - how did you see their nipples? That sounds like a traumatic incident...

[quietbang94]

My MP is vaguely fetishised by the Canadian public, on account of how he is both adorably earnest and the son of the 'Napoleon' of Canadian politics, Pierre Eliot Trudeau. As a result, he takes his shirt of in public a lot. It's kinda strange, but better than when the PM takes his shirt off in public, as the PM is a suburban economist from Alberta with two children who are my age.

[rheasilvia]

Canadian politics scare me. I hope this habit doesn't spread to other countries! (Looks like it's too late for Russia, unfortunately...)

[analise010]

...um, was this a pleasant nipple sighting, thus making the situation awkward or an unpleasant one, making this both awkward and disgusting. So, I'll cover all my bases and say

[quietbang94]

My MP takes his shirt off a lot. He also called a guy a 'piece of shit' in the House of Commons. I'm not a member of his party, but my MP is kinda badass.

This was the scenario under which I saw his nipples. At least he's in good shape- I've also seen my Prime Minister's nipples, because BEACH PHOTOSHOOT WHY WHY WHY WHY. It was deeply traumatising for us all.

[despatch_boxing]

...gosh!

Dear English politicians,

No. Just no.

Apart from a small but select bunch of pulchritudinous individuals who can go right on ahead.

[quietbang94]

I would put forth the thesis that, if you are in politics, your nipples are not a thing that need to be seen ever, really.
I was going to add 'I am talking to you, Vladmir Putin', but then I remembered that Putin probably watched all of LJ from his batcave and is now on his way to dismember me with a vitamin tablet.

[despatch_boxing]

I will grudgingly admit that you are probably right. I could not possibly comment on your highly plausible hypothesis. Mostly because I don't want to die. :P