my mom pulled a dane cook when she got cut off on the road. she's never heard of him, so that made it that much funnier when the first words out of her mouth were "ummmm...hello?" i laughed so hard. she looked at me as though i were possessed ( Read more... )

okay...put yourself in my shoes ( Read more... )

I finally 'fessed up and told the male parental unit that i am going navy...
and i lived to tell the tale!

Yes, i'm on a roll.
Got a dress for rush.
Next up...shoes!

happy birthday sarRAh!!!!
now we have to go makeup shopping in honor of your most wonderous entry into the world.
such a blessing you are- my soulmate, mae-lover, fall out girl, and such!
i love you, and i hope you have a great day!

p.s.
braces are sooo hott!

Credit Card Bill is way lower than expected.
Orlando, baby, here I come!

Well timmie's bankroll is still in danger however our living quarters isn't.
I can breathe again.

Independence...such a fine idea i must say. we should all strive to be more independent ( Read more... )

belle is my rock!
because she rocks my world.
i feel better now.

i love you :)

"i wasn't being mean, i was just acting like you"