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I stole this from a some nasty cunts livejournal.. aspiritofnature.. She edited out all the questions that had to do with veneral disease and incest... I guess she has some nasty skeletons in her closet..
1. Putting aside the realistic possibilities of this happening, if a magazine such as Playboy/Playgirl asked you to pose for them, would you? Nah. I'd let some photographers do pictures.. but thats it... artst fartsy kind of stuff.
2. What is the longest you have gone without sexual intercourse? If you count the two years abroad... well.. 2 years. If not.. then I'd say.. 4 months?
3. List 5 places you like to have sex.
a.? Bars.. bathrooms (hi, bend me over the tub please).. public places..
b.? big comfy beds
c.? living room floors
d.? hotel rooms
e.? pool
4. Do uniforms do anything for you(if yes, give examples of which)? Oh man... The airforce flight suits totally work me up. The German airforce uniforms are super hot too... the little band they wear on their arms. hot. blue nursing scrubs... I've seen some hot LPN's running around at the hopsital that I wouldnt mind shacking up with..
5. Which do you prefer, making love all night long, or quick hard fucks? many quick hard fucks.. lots of hurried dirty, quick dont get caught fucks..
6. Which kind of underwear do you prefer on your partners? Boys: None. Girls: I am all about undies. Lace is really pretty. Thongs are way gross. Nothing turns me off more.. almost.
7. If somebody whispered in your ear "I wanna fuck you till you pass out", what would your reaction be? Eh, its happened before. Go for it.
8. Do you own/use any sex toys? Yes. and Yes.
9. If you could have anything spread all over you and have somebody lick it off, what would it be? It would have to be something water based. I hate feeling sticky.
10. If you could spread anything all over somebody and lick it off, what would it be? My cum.
11. What gets you horny just from thinking about it? Fucking in a classroom/confessional..sweaty dudes on drums/spankings/cum....
12. What are your thoughts on 69's? Look, either put your dick in my mouth, or your mouth on my pussy. ONE AT A TIME PLEASE.
13. Where is the most daring/public place you have had sex? Man... just about every time I have sex I'm supposed to be watching out for someone.. so shit.. I dont know. Probably at the park on the beach.. or at various houses while girlfriends/boyfriends were out..
14. Describe one of your biggest sexual fantasies? Man.. Priests turn me on like crazy.. and teachers.. I'd love to sex in a catholic school.. I'd also like to have a threesome witth just two guys.. two in particular that I can think of.
15. Do you have any fetishes? Panties! Rah! I LOVE girls in pretty undies.
16. What is the most number of times you have brought yourself to orgasm in one night? 4.. maybe 5?
17. How many people have you had sex with? I was counting the other night.. I got to 14... but I know im forgetting a couple.
18. If somebody were to take a naughty photograph (or more) especially for you, what pose would you want him or her in? Dudes jerking off is hot. Cute boy bums are also hot.
19. Have you ever watched a porn movie(if so, how old and were you with anyone)? heh. I was about 12 when I saw my first one. It was a gross old 70's porno that I watched at my friend Krista's house with about 5 other kids.
20. Have you ever searched the net for porn? Every day.
21. Do you have membership to any porn sites? No.
22. If you were to take a naughty picture of yourself, what pose would you be in? I wouldnt take a naughty picture.
23. How often do you masturbate? It really depends. Now, maybe 2-3 times a week.
24. Is there anything you've done, sexually, and really hated? Anal sex. Man.. fuck THAT.
25. Is there anything you haven't tried yet, sexually, but really want to? I dont count Doug and Adolfo as a two boy threesome. I really want to get fucked and suck dick.. and just have two hot ass dudes to go to war with.
26. Ever tried/want-to-try role play during sex(if so, what as)? Sex has led to role playing. _____ used to make me call him daddy and all sorts of dirty stuff..
27. Do you shave your privates? Almost religiously... however.. for the past month or two I havent shaved. I'm not sexing anyone often so I really dont give a shit.
28. Do you know how many inches you can take inside of you? Ol' boy C had an absolutely monsterous penis.
29. What is the most ticklish part of your body? My hips and sides make me giggle.
30. Ever been involved in a three-some(or more)? Yes. A number of times.
31. Would you ever let someone watch you during sex? Man.. that turns me on. I love fooling around in front of people.. wether they know we're fooling around or not..
32. Ever tried writing erotic stories? No thanks.
34. Favorite part on somebody? I love ass and boobies on girls.. and bellies too.. I LOVE squishing/kissing/rubbing on a soft soft belly. On a boy. His penis. Beer bellies are cute too.
45. Ever given a lap dance? I'm sure I have drunkenly rubbed someone the wrong way.
46. Have you ever paid for sexual favors(money or other means, or even bribery hehe)? No.
47. Have you ever made your own porn (photos, video etc)? heh. Yes. And its lost... somewhere.
48. Do you make noises during sex? Most boys and girls know how to make me squirm. Yes.
49. Have you had sex with someone you weren't in love with? I've loved most of the people I've had sex with.. A lot of them had been good friends prior to having sex. But I've only been in love with a couple.
50. Had sex on a first date? Who needs a date.
53. What is your most embarrassing sexual moment? Probably getting caught having sex.. by whoever.. namely mom.
54. What turns you off? Body hair. Bad music. Icky teeth. Bad tattoos.
55. Which do you prefer, giving or receiving Oral? I love sucking dick. I love eating pussy. I love getting head.. I love getting head.. and I really love getting head from someone who loves giving it.
This survey was taken with the help of SurveyTaker. Hurrah!
1. Putting aside the realistic possibilities of this happening, if a magazine such as Playboy/Playgirl asked you to pose for them, would you? Nah. I'd let some photographers do pictures.. but thats it... artst fartsy kind of stuff.
2. What is the longest you have gone without sexual intercourse? If you count the two years abroad... well.. 2 years. If not.. then I'd say.. 4 months?
3. List 5 places you like to have sex.
a.? Bars.. bathrooms (hi, bend me over the tub please).. public places..
b.? big comfy beds
c.? living room floors
d.? hotel rooms
e.? pool
4. Do uniforms do anything for you(if yes, give examples of which)? Oh man... The airforce flight suits totally work me up. The German airforce uniforms are super hot too... the little band they wear on their arms. hot. blue nursing scrubs... I've seen some hot LPN's running around at the hopsital that I wouldnt mind shacking up with..
5. Which do you prefer, making love all night long, or quick hard fucks? many quick hard fucks.. lots of hurried dirty, quick dont get caught fucks..
6. Which kind of underwear do you prefer on your partners? Boys: None. Girls: I am all about undies. Lace is really pretty. Thongs are way gross. Nothing turns me off more.. almost.
7. If somebody whispered in your ear "I wanna fuck you till you pass out", what would your reaction be? Eh, its happened before. Go for it.
8. Do you own/use any sex toys? Yes. and Yes.
9. If you could have anything spread all over you and have somebody lick it off, what would it be? It would have to be something water based. I hate feeling sticky.
10. If you could spread anything all over somebody and lick it off, what would it be? My cum.
11. What gets you horny just from thinking about it? Fucking in a classroom/confessional..sweaty dudes on drums/spankings/cum....
12. What are your thoughts on 69's? Look, either put your dick in my mouth, or your mouth on my pussy. ONE AT A TIME PLEASE.
13. Where is the most daring/public place you have had sex? Man... just about every time I have sex I'm supposed to be watching out for someone.. so shit.. I dont know. Probably at the park on the beach.. or at various houses while girlfriends/boyfriends were out..
14. Describe one of your biggest sexual fantasies? Man.. Priests turn me on like crazy.. and teachers.. I'd love to sex in a catholic school.. I'd also like to have a threesome witth just two guys.. two in particular that I can think of.
15. Do you have any fetishes? Panties! Rah! I LOVE girls in pretty undies.
16. What is the most number of times you have brought yourself to orgasm in one night? 4.. maybe 5?
17. How many people have you had sex with? I was counting the other night.. I got to 14... but I know im forgetting a couple.
18. If somebody were to take a naughty photograph (or more) especially for you, what pose would you want him or her in? Dudes jerking off is hot. Cute boy bums are also hot.
19. Have you ever watched a porn movie(if so, how old and were you with anyone)? heh. I was about 12 when I saw my first one. It was a gross old 70's porno that I watched at my friend Krista's house with about 5 other kids.
20. Have you ever searched the net for porn? Every day.
21. Do you have membership to any porn sites? No.
22. If you were to take a naughty picture of yourself, what pose would you be in? I wouldnt take a naughty picture.
23. How often do you masturbate? It really depends. Now, maybe 2-3 times a week.
24. Is there anything you've done, sexually, and really hated? Anal sex. Man.. fuck THAT.
25. Is there anything you haven't tried yet, sexually, but really want to? I dont count Doug and Adolfo as a two boy threesome. I really want to get fucked and suck dick.. and just have two hot ass dudes to go to war with.
26. Ever tried/want-to-try role play during sex(if so, what as)? Sex has led to role playing. _____ used to make me call him daddy and all sorts of dirty stuff..
27. Do you shave your privates? Almost religiously... however.. for the past month or two I havent shaved. I'm not sexing anyone often so I really dont give a shit.
28. Do you know how many inches you can take inside of you? Ol' boy C had an absolutely monsterous penis.
29. What is the most ticklish part of your body? My hips and sides make me giggle.
30. Ever been involved in a three-some(or more)? Yes. A number of times.
31. Would you ever let someone watch you during sex? Man.. that turns me on. I love fooling around in front of people.. wether they know we're fooling around or not..
32. Ever tried writing erotic stories? No thanks.
34. Favorite part on somebody? I love ass and boobies on girls.. and bellies too.. I LOVE squishing/kissing/rubbing on a soft soft belly. On a boy. His penis. Beer bellies are cute too.
45. Ever given a lap dance? I'm sure I have drunkenly rubbed someone the wrong way.
46. Have you ever paid for sexual favors(money or other means, or even bribery hehe)? No.
47. Have you ever made your own porn (photos, video etc)? heh. Yes. And its lost... somewhere.
48. Do you make noises during sex? Most boys and girls know how to make me squirm. Yes.
49. Have you had sex with someone you weren't in love with? I've loved most of the people I've had sex with.. A lot of them had been good friends prior to having sex. But I've only been in love with a couple.
50. Had sex on a first date? Who needs a date.
53. What is your most embarrassing sexual moment? Probably getting caught having sex.. by whoever.. namely mom.
54. What turns you off? Body hair. Bad music. Icky teeth. Bad tattoos.
55. Which do you prefer, giving or receiving Oral? I love sucking dick. I love eating pussy. I love getting head.. I love getting head.. and I really love getting head from someone who loves giving it.
This survey was taken with the help of SurveyTaker. Hurrah!