lions and tigers and penises, oh my!

[quietdomino]

The water from the fountain here tastes like hose. Hose as in garden hose, not Hanes. Because I would never call those things hose anyway, since the full name is panty hose and generally I hate any word close to that word, except maybe the panty rose, which apparently doesn't even exist anymore, but is maybe the funniest product ever to be sold at

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[aglassyday]

the next time i find myself in an alabama truck stop, i'll definitely see what i can do about getting you one of them purty panty roses. (i'd totally forgotten about those, man.)

congrats on the month! i heart candy cigarettes!

[quietdomino]

thank you lady! i would love a panty rose. maybe you can hand deliver it... :-) ala ain't that far!